Songs about trousers. Well, strictly speaking, four songs about trousers and two songs about the absence of trousers - one by accident, one by design.
Coming in at nearly 17 minutes, Fela Kuti's "Equalisation of Trouser and Pant" doubles up as my entry for Long Song Monday.
"Sunburnt Virgin Trousers" - Knocker Jungle
"Purani Jeans" - Ali Haider
"Equalisation Of Trouser And Pant" - Fela Kuti
"I'm Gonna Wear The Pants" - Rosie Flores & Ray Campi
"Mona, Where's My Trousers" - Kevin Coyne
"Donald Where's Your Troosers" - Andy Stewart