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    6 Jun 2020

    it’s never too late to change your life. at age 32 jk rowling was a struggling single mom and now she’s a giant sack of shit

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  2. 13 jam lalu

    actually no one could tell me in advance what it’ll cost but google says $600-$1000. thank you for defending this sir

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  3. 13 jam lalu

    paying $800 tomorrow for a 5 minute medical procedure because i haven’t met my unconscionably high deductible while joe biden speaks about Principles or whatever

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  4. Mengetweet Semula
    22 jam lalu

    highlighting sections of Aristotle's "Physics" and just adding the notation "wrong."

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    17 Jan
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  6. 16 Jan

    why the hell am i wrapping a gift for a 1 year old. this dumbass barely has object permanence, i could just remove it from her field of view for a few seconds

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    14 Jan

    I'm not in a leftwing bubble because it makes me feel good and safe or whatever, it's because I've heard all the arguments on the other side my entire life including in popular media every single day and they all suck ass and hearing them further also sucks ass.

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  8. 14 Jan

    going to pour a nice cup of tea and read the 700 quote tweets to my personal anecdote. what could go wrong

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    14 Jan

    hey sorry im late me and the dudes at the gas station were trading bugs like stocks

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  10. 13 Jan

    told my dad about a rough patch i went through mentally and he asked in a concerned voice whether i’d still managed to take my car in for routine maintenance

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    12 Jan

    smoking weed on the Toilet to "balance my humors"

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  12. 12 Jan

    my dick, my crack, a taser heart attack

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    11 Jan

    Anyone who writes poetry, even very bad poetry, deserves support, because the whole capitalist world tries to batter that impulse out of us, telling you it’s sentimental and useless and cringe to do something like write for no money.

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    11 Jan

    fish monger and war monger. those are the two main types of monger

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    16 Sep 2020

    stop talking about kamala’s shoes. stop talking about their innovative sole. stop talking about their removable wheel. stop talking about their seamless transition from shoe to inline skate

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    9 Jan

    i put 75¢ into the drink machine at work and select mtn dew, a sunkist comes out instead. at home later that evening, i walk over to my bookshelf. after a quick scan i see george orwell’s 1984. i somberly remove it from the other fiction books and place it on my nonfiction shelf

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  17. 9 Jan

    we are just two twitter bans away from this being the most powerful account in the world

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  18. 8 Jan
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  19. Mengetweet Semula
    8 Jan

    name a more iconic duo.. i’ll wait

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    13 Nov 2020

    please, mr boombastic is my father’s name

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    7 Jan

    the cure for lung cancer? prostate cancer.

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