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  1. Tweet Greamaithe
    6 Meith 2020

    it’s never too late to change your life. at age 32 jk rowling was a struggling single mom and now she’s a giant sack of shit

    Cealaigh
  2. 13 uair an chloig ó shin

    actually no one could tell me in advance what it’ll cost but google says $600-$1000. thank you for defending this sir

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    Cealaigh
  3. 13 uair an chloig ó shin

    paying $800 tomorrow for a 5 minute medical procedure because i haven’t met my unconscionably high deductible while joe biden speaks about Principles or whatever

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    Cealaigh
  4. Rinne Atweetáil
    22 uair an chloig ó shin

    highlighting sections of Aristotle's "Physics" and just adding the notation "wrong."

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    Cealaigh
  5. Rinne Atweetáil
    17 Ean
    Cealaigh
  6. 16 Ean

    why the hell am i wrapping a gift for a 1 year old. this dumbass barely has object permanence, i could just remove it from her field of view for a few seconds

    Cealaigh
  7. Rinne Atweetáil
    14 Ean

    I'm not in a leftwing bubble because it makes me feel good and safe or whatever, it's because I've heard all the arguments on the other side my entire life including in popular media every single day and they all suck ass and hearing them further also sucks ass.

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    Cealaigh
  8. 14 Ean

    going to pour a nice cup of tea and read the 700 quote tweets to my personal anecdote. what could go wrong

    Cealaigh
  9. Rinne Atweetáil
    14 Ean

    hey sorry im late me and the dudes at the gas station were trading bugs like stocks

    Cealaigh
  10. 13 Ean

    told my dad about a rough patch i went through mentally and he asked in a concerned voice whether i’d still managed to take my car in for routine maintenance

    Cealaigh
  11. Rinne Atweetáil
    12 Ean

    smoking weed on the Toilet to "balance my humors"

    Cealaigh
  12. 12 Ean

    my dick, my crack, a taser heart attack

    Cealaigh
  13. Rinne Atweetáil
    11 Ean

    Anyone who writes poetry, even very bad poetry, deserves support, because the whole capitalist world tries to batter that impulse out of us, telling you it’s sentimental and useless and cringe to do something like write for no money.

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    Cealaigh
  14. Rinne Atweetáil
    11 Ean

    fish monger and war monger. those are the two main types of monger

    Cealaigh
  15. Rinne Atweetáil
    16 MFómh 2020

    stop talking about kamala’s shoes. stop talking about their innovative sole. stop talking about their removable wheel. stop talking about their seamless transition from shoe to inline skate

    Cealaigh
  16. Rinne Atweetáil
    9 Ean

    i put 75¢ into the drink machine at work and select mtn dew, a sunkist comes out instead. at home later that evening, i walk over to my bookshelf. after a quick scan i see george orwell’s 1984. i somberly remove it from the other fiction books and place it on my nonfiction shelf

    Cealaigh
  17. 9 Ean

    we are just two twitter bans away from this being the most powerful account in the world

    Cealaigh
  18. 8 Ean
    Cealaigh
  19. Rinne Atweetáil
    8 Ean

    name a more iconic duo.. i’ll wait

    Cealaigh
  20. Rinne Atweetáil
    13 Samh 2020

    please, mr boombastic is my father’s name

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    Cealaigh
  21. Rinne Atweetáil
    7 Ean

    the cure for lung cancer? prostate cancer.

    Cealaigh

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