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  1. Finkatutako Txioa
    2020 eka. 6

    it’s never too late to change your life. at age 32 jk rowling was a struggling single mom and now she’s a giant sack of shit

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  2. Duela 13 ordu

    actually no one could tell me in advance what it’ll cost but google says $600-$1000. thank you for defending this sir

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  3. Duela 13 ordu

    paying $800 tomorrow for a 5 minute medical procedure because i haven’t met my unconscionably high deductible while joe biden speaks about Principles or whatever

    3 erantzun 7 bertxio 34 atsegin
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  4. (e)k Bertxiotua
    Duela 22 ordu

    highlighting sections of Aristotle's "Physics" and just adding the notation "wrong."

    2 erantzun 20 bertxio 264 atsegin
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  5. (e)k Bertxiotua
    urt. 17

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  6. urt. 16

    why the hell am i wrapping a gift for a 1 year old. this dumbass barely has object permanence, i could just remove it from her field of view for a few seconds

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  7. (e)k Bertxiotua
    urt. 14

    I'm not in a leftwing bubble because it makes me feel good and safe or whatever, it's because I've heard all the arguments on the other side my entire life including in popular media every single day and they all suck ass and hearing them further also sucks ass.

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  8. urt. 14

    going to pour a nice cup of tea and read the 700 quote tweets to my personal anecdote. what could go wrong

    2 erantzun 19 atsegin
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  9. (e)k Bertxiotua
    urt. 14

    hey sorry im late me and the dudes at the gas station were trading bugs like stocks

    14 erantzun 231 bertxio 2.033 atsegin
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  10. urt. 13

    told my dad about a rough patch i went through mentally and he asked in a concerned voice whether i’d still managed to take my car in for routine maintenance

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  11. (e)k Bertxiotua
    urt. 12

    smoking weed on the Toilet to "balance my humors"

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  12. urt. 12

    my dick, my crack, a taser heart attack

    2 erantzun 36 bertxio 247 atsegin
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  13. (e)k Bertxiotua
    urt. 11

    Anyone who writes poetry, even very bad poetry, deserves support, because the whole capitalist world tries to batter that impulse out of us, telling you it’s sentimental and useless and cringe to do something like write for no money.

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  14. (e)k Bertxiotua
    urt. 11

    fish monger and war monger. those are the two main types of monger

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  15. (e)k Bertxiotua
    2020 ira. 16

    stop talking about kamala’s shoes. stop talking about their innovative sole. stop talking about their removable wheel. stop talking about their seamless transition from shoe to inline skate

    8 erantzun 20 bertxio 234 atsegin
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  16. (e)k Bertxiotua
    urt. 9

    i put 75¢ into the drink machine at work and select mtn dew, a sunkist comes out instead. at home later that evening, i walk over to my bookshelf. after a quick scan i see george orwell’s 1984. i somberly remove it from the other fiction books and place it on my nonfiction shelf

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  17. urt. 9

    we are just two twitter bans away from this being the most powerful account in the world

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  19. (e)k Bertxiotua
    urt. 8

    name a more iconic duo.. i’ll wait

    13 erantzun 49 bertxio 451 atsegin
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  20. (e)k Bertxiotua
    2020 aza. 13

    please, mr boombastic is my father’s name

    2 erantzun 13 bertxio 72 atsegin
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  21. (e)k Bertxiotua
    urt. 7

    the cure for lung cancer? prostate cancer.

    The Cure for Trumpism? Reaganism | Opinion by
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