Humor & Cartoons
Shit My Students Say: Express Yourself
“Over the years, I learned that art is not the only way that art students express themselves.”
- Daily Shouts
Hannibal Lecter Would Like to Apologize
To learn that my actions—specifically, eating humans—were ever at anybody’s expense makes my heart hurt almost as much as when I ate that competitive hot-dog eater.
- Daily Shouts
What I Expected in Adulthood
Being a cog in the capitalist machine, in a fun, cute way! Also, escaping random tornadoes.
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Trump Claims That Sleepy Person With No Energy Will Somehow Be Peppy Enough to Destroy Entire Country
“Just you watch,” the President warned Sean Hannity.
Trump Says He Deserves No Blame for State of America Because He Has Not Actually Worked for Past Four Years
“I could understand people blaming me for things if I had actually been doing my job,” he said.
“The Gaetz and Gohmert Comedy Hour”
Each episode will end with a rousing rendition of “God Bless America,” after which Representative Gohmert will share his favorite recipes for asparagus.
America!: New Country Songs from Tech C.E.O.s
Blues, honky-tonk, and more from the titans of Silicon Valley.
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Comics
This Is What Your Unsolicited Advice Sounds Like
Oh, you’re drowning? Focus on the positive in the situation.
How to Save the Post Office
Buy a twenty-four pack of the new “Forever??” stamps, form a human shield around mailboxes, and other ideas.
Getting Dressed for a Quaran-date
So you’ve snagged a date during the pandemic. Obviously, your next thought is, What do I wear?
Plant-Based Alternatives for the Cannibal Palate
A surprising number of ingredients taste like human remains.
Video
A Father’s Newfound Feminism
Jon Hamm voices a father meeting his daughter’s boyfriend, flipping the stereotypes of the encounter on their head, in this adaptation of Sophie Kohn’s Daily Shouts column.