Joel Bernstein

@CastIrony

🧔🏻 + 👓 + 📱 + 💻 + 🤔 (he/him)

Portland, OR
Joined February 2010
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Jan 1

    Taking some time off Twitter

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  2. Feb 20

    How do you think deciduous trees work

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    Dec 31

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    Dec 31

    By the way, if you're looking for an off the beaten path "this is the year [blank] took place" tweet for midnight you can probably go with the Glee finale or the Dollhouse finale, both of which are set in 2020. Or Sealab 2020. That would be a good one.

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    31 Dec 2019

    This is an extremely common fascist tactic and typically grows as the fascists psyche themselves up to greater acts of self-victimisation and lies. If left unchecked it typically results in large scale violence that the fascist sees as “self-defence”.

    The cops writing pig on their cups isnt to make YOU love cops its to pre-justify violence they and their supporters plan to commit. Its the creation of an in-group concensus around murdering their ideological opponents.
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    31 Dec 2019

    this banal factoid about darth vader’s name is seriously one of the funniest things i’ve read all year

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    Dec 31

    Happy new year!!! 💖

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    31 Dec 2019

    Happy 2020 🍻

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  9. Dec 31

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    Dec 31

    Anyway, here’s to a super soft 2020. Let’s be gentle to ourselves and each other, so we can all be stronger together.

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    Dec 31

    If you start watching Mission Impossible Fallout at 11:27:51 pm, Henry Cavill will reload his muscles at midnight.

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    31 Dec 2019

    Attention: now supports Dark Mode. It should respond to your operating-system appearance settings automatically. Dark buns now possible.

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    31 Dec 2019

    I spoke with a recruiter at google about gaming, said I didn’t realize how big their gaming focus was cause I hadn’t seen any job postings by them. She mentioned stadia, I replied that I had heard the launch was mediocre. Her response was a curt, oh. I havnt heard back from them.

    I see Google is trying the only thing they know to make Stadia not a massive failure which is tons of ads
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    31 Dec 2019

    AI Dungeon 2 by . Had some arguments with friends over whether or not this is a game, which is one of the strongest reasons to play it. It'll be seen by history as a pioneer of something transformative.

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    30 Dec 2019

    once more the sith will rule the galaxy

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    31 Dec 2019

    hell yea Paddington is sloshed

    I know it's New Year's Eve but I'm not too sure what day of the week it is.
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    31 Dec 2019

    i have decided to forgo a relationship with jake gyllenhaal. while taking on a beautiful model or actress is a tall order i am certain i would have won.

    (1/3) After much consideration I have decided to forgo a campaign for the US Senate. While taking on a career politician from the Washington swamp is a tall order, I am certain I would have won. My priorities remain my family and ensuring that is re-elected POTUS
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    30 Dec 2019

    "In the Hieronymuss Bosch's "The Garden of Earthly Delights" painting there is some music written on the butt of one of the characters in hell. But how sounds this 15th Century melody? Here is how is the 600-years-old butt music from hell sounds: "

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    31 Dec 2019

    Decade summary tweets

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    30 Dec 2019

    No piece of media this decade has topped this tbh.

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