The definitive ranking of salty M&Ms: 1. US Pretzel M&Ms. Big chunk of pretzel, crumbles nicely, good salt ratio. 9.75/10 2. Australian Crispy M&Ms. Nice crisp, lightly salty, good texture. Very comforting. 9/10
3. Australian Pretzel M&Ms. Why are they so different? Salt balance is off. More crunchy but less satisfying. 8/10 4. US Crispy M&Ms. Garbage. Why are they allowed to exist? Always stale. An affront to god and man. 2/10