"What do you mean, I have to be kneecapped?"

120/50

"Exhibition . . . Exhibition of Italian surrealists . . . Kelvingrove Art Gallery . . . "

119/50

"I was merely showing my contempt for the record selection."

118/50

"How come they're talking funny?"

117/50

"Go on. Hazard a guess."

116/50

"It's the corpse's brother"

115/50

"Try asking in Gaelic."

114/50

"I'd sooner be in Ardrossan"

113/50

"Dolls . . . who needs them?"

112/50

"I was quite enjoying that . . . "

111/50

"And now I have to get one from America. And it can't be an e-mail attachment."

110/50

"Now, Jeff, just by asking that you have insulted the integrity of this entire institution. Oi, waster. Not a bathroom, not, not a bathroom."

109/50

"F, F-minus."

108/50

"Oh, Jeff You’re Goldbluming."

107/50

"Now do you want to talk about clothes like a girl, or use tapered sticks to hit balls over a cushioned table like a man?"

106/50

“Listen up fives, a ten is speaking.”

105/50

"Factories provide three things this country desperately needs: jobs, pride, and material for Bruce Springsteen songs."

104/50

"There was a cyclone in Brooklyn last year. It destroyed two vintage T-shirt shops and a banjo."

103/50

"'I have to talk to Rachel Maddow. Only one of us can have this haircut'."

102/50

Room (for) 101?

Don't mind me, I'll be back to nicking lines off shows I'm bingeing, once I've hit a few more 180s:

101/50