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Person and their dog bowling.
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Activities Your Dog Can’t Wait to Do with You After Quarantine

Join a bowling league, spend a long weekend in Margaritaville, and more.

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No New Tricks

Some thoughts from aging canines.

July 29, 2020

Aliens Issue Statement Asserting That Sex with Them Does Not Spread the Coronavirus

Silhouetted aliens in the woods

“In this, as in all matters,” the aliens wrote, “it’s important to follow the science.”

July 29, 2020

Why We Love the New New Normal

 A signs warns of bees ahead near a small cactus grove

If we didn’t have murder hornets, who would fight the super-aggressive rats that are always trying to steal our canned food?

July 29, 2020

Barr Denies Testifying Before Congress

Attorney General Barr testifies.

“I am not now nor have I ever testified before the House Judiciary Committee,” the Attorney General told the House Judiciary Committee.

July 28, 2020

Alternative Uses for Face Masks

Face masks used as a catapult launcher, a lemon shiner, and a ripe-fruit catcher.

It’s a catapult launcher! It’s a ripe-fruit catcher. It’s a . . .

July 28, 2020
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How to Repurpose Cop Gear if Police Get Abolished

Pepper-spray googles repurposed for scuba diving.

New uses for pepper-spray goggles, riot shields, bulletproof vests, and more.

Oh, to Be a Migratory Bird

A Cerulean Warbler.

This summer, like every other, the migrating birds are back in town to sing, socialize, and flirt. May we live vicariously through them!

Uses for Your COVID-19 Supplies After the Pandemic

Person repurposes leftover gloves as balloons for all the parties they can finally have.

What to do with your masks, gloves, hand sanitizer, and more during better times.

Al Capone’s Tax Returns

Al Copone's 1928 tax return.

The mobster could have got away with tax evasion, too, had he not done such an incredibly bad job on his tax returns, which have been made public for the first time.