Cass Cross

@cass

Nobody ever eat 50 eggs.

Seattle
Joined April 2007
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  1. 6 Aug 2015

    wait so have they decided if women are people yet i had to go get some gummy worms

    190 retweets 359 likes
  2. 28 Jul 2015 Seattle, WA

    I'm guessing doesn't want to publicize the fact that they close Seward Park, but I'd like to know when!

    2 likes
  3. 28 Jul 2015 Seattle, WA

    . always close Seward Park for Seafair and then when I call they won't even tell me exactly when it is closed.

  4. 3 Jul 2015 Seattle, WA

    Anxiety over whether the baby is too hot keeps me up tonight. :( When will this heat end?!

  5. 27 Jun 2015 Seattle, WA

    Morning

    11:21 a.m. - 27 Jun 2015 · Details
  6. 27 Jun 2015

    After decision, no better pin than rainbow Lady Liberty.

    10:52 a.m. - 27 Jun 2015 · Details
    649 retweets 1,189 likes
  7. 26 Jun 2015

    When I think of our kids growing up free of the phrase "gay marriage" I get so happy I could cry. Marriage. Just marriage. Love. Just love.

    14 retweets 31 likes
  8. 25 Jun 2015 Seattle, WA

    Oh no. Now I'm totally freaking out about The Watcher.

  9. 21 Jun 2015

    Saying it's difficult to write female characters is the same as admitting you don't think women are interesting.

    526 retweets 762 likes
  10. 16 Jun 2015

    Watching nature doc, Flamingo chicks r so cute but adult flamingoes have red eyes maraschino-style& it's just like TRICKED U WELCOME 2HELL

    55 retweets 299 likes
  11. 16 Jun 2015

    If you have to miss school, make sure you have a note.

    11:23 a.m. - 16 Jun 2015 · Details
    2,731 retweets 6,273 likes
  12. 15 Jun 2015

    My joy was short lived.

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  13. 15 Jun 2015 Seattle, WA

    Can I hire one of the Masterchef Jr kids to make me dinner this week?

    1 like
  14. 15 Jun 2015

    May I please explode? Or, what are my options for becoming a wave in the sea? Can I be a popcorn soon? How do I sign up to be a mouse?

    305 retweets 553 likes
  15. 10 Jun 2015 Seattle, WA

    I forgot how charming Daphne is!

  16. 10 Jun 2015 Seattle, WA

    Frasier reruns. Yogurt and chia. Snoozing child. I haven't had a morning this good in a while!

  17. 1 Jun 2015 Seattle, WA

    Breastfeeding gives me so much more time for reading but haven't yet figured out how to always have my book within reach.

  18. 1 Jun 2015

    Sew true. (via )

    3:06 p.m. - 1 Jun 2015 · Details
    3,646 retweets 5,949 likes
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    29 May 2015 Seattle, WA

    Sad to miss open at but absorbed in my own little work of art tonight

    11:23 p.m. - 29 May 2015 · Details
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  23. 25 Apr 2015 Seattle, WA

    I've reverted to Black Sheep Cassie because today I don't care enough to stop myself.

  24. 25 Apr 2015 Seattle, WA

    Amazing how easy Week 35 makes it for you to reach a limit with your fucked up family members

  26. 12 Apr 2015

    I'm running for president. Everyday Americans need a champion, and I want to be that champion. –H

    99,715 retweets 105,103 likes
  27. 8 Apr 2015

    I'm so tired of clothes today. I want real clothes! Give me back my real clothes, universe!

  28. 8 Apr 2015

    What's with today, today?

    280 retweets 341 likes
  29. 7 Apr 2015 Bellevue, WA

    J Brand jeans at TJMaxx for less than 1/2 what they cost elsewhere. Obviously, when I'm pregnant and can't wear them.

    9:58 a.m. - 7 Apr 2015 · Details
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  30. 6 Apr 2015 Seattle, WA

    Brian Krakow and Peggy?! Yes yes yes!!!

  31. 6 Apr 2015

    Ramona Quimby lived in Portland?! This is so exciting! I <3 Ramona so so so much.

  32. 28 Mar 2015

    When did poetry become something that necessitated the visiting of conference hotels

    46 retweets 162 likes
  33. 28 Mar 2015 Seattle, WA

    Listen dude, this is a gyro shop. It's not called "naan bread." Use the menu if you have to.

  34. 24 Mar 2015

    All of existence makes me anxious, from the tiniest fly to the mysteries of the Incarnation. Just to give you an idea of a typical day.

    701 retweets 766 likes
  35. 23 Mar 2015

    Why don't today's students google anything?

  36. 23 Mar 2015

    Especially with the internet. When I was a student I had to actually find a book of grammar rules. Now you just google it.

  37. 23 Mar 2015

    I don't think students look things up anymore. Which is crazy, considering how EASY it is. I always looked up grammar rules, didn't you?

  38. 23 Mar 2015

    So sick of typing, "Titles of books go in italics. Titles of short stories go in quotation marks."

  39. 20 Mar 2015 Seattle, WA

    The OB office has a copy of Palm Springs Life from last April. They probably need new magazines.

  40. 13 Mar 2015

    I was wondering today how many of my students were texting during class about how boring it was. But…

    1 like
  41. 4 Mar 2015

    I told I am not the cheesy post type, but have to say it here: I'm really loving him a lot.

  42. 3 Mar 2015

    I TOLD you that magma is what's in a boob

    9:30 a.m. - 3 Mar 2015 · Details
    35 retweets 151 likes
  43. 1 Mar 2015

    I finished the hoop house. No picture because I'm too tired, which yes I know is pathetic.

  44. 1 Mar 2015

    Today I'm going to build a hoop house.

  45. 10 Feb 2015

    Kanye West just ran up, grabbed my “World’s Greatest Dad” mug, and gave it to a more deserving recipient.

    5,638 retweets 8,519 likes
  46. 9 Feb 2015

    Fine. Just keep rubbing it in, dog.

    1 like
  47. 9 Feb 2015

    One of the hardest things about working at home is getting really jealous of how Lorenzo spends his day.

  48. 6 Feb 2015

    I vaccinated my daughter & 15 years later she's moody & doesn't want to clean her room. COINCIDENCE?

    3,326 retweets 4,314 likes

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