The internet is telling me something . . .

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That's When I Reach For My Typewriter

Sometimes I just get an overwhelming urge to switch to wordpress. Why should I be the last blogger left behind to switch the lights off at Blogger?

Just lost a bastard post via a combination of Safari quitting on me mid-post and blogger refusing to autosave the post 'cos it insists that I use word verification.

The chunky monkeys dropped the bombshell that they "have detected that [my] blog has characteristics of a spam blog."

I feel like bursting into hysterical laughter. Can't they tell the difference between an spgb blog and a spam blog?

Wait, where did that tumbleweed come from?