Satire from The Borowitz Report Barr Denies Testifying Before Congress “I am not now nor have I ever testified before the House Judiciary Committee,” the Attorney General told the House Judiciary Committee. July 28, 2020 Video Dept. How the Coronavirus Has Changed Chinatown’s Restaurant Business The historic Manhattan neighborhood is home to more than three thousand small businesses, many of them eateries that have been hit especially hard during the pandemic. July 28, 2020 Daily Shouts Alternative Uses for Face Masks It’s a catapult launcher! It’s a ripe-fruit catcher. It’s a . . . July 28, 2020 Personal History The Whispered Spell of the Clavichord A cherished friend and a historic keyboard instrument have given me a new way of listening. July 28, 2020 Satire from The Borowitz Report Trump Accuses Fauci of Using Fifty Years of Experience as Doctor to Win People’s Trust Fauci went on to become a leading epidemiologist as part of a carefully plotted scheme to give himself credibility, the President alleged. July 28, 2020 Daily Shouts Realistic Manual for Installing Your New Air-Conditioner Step 1: Attach the top rail to the main unit, using the four screws provided. Oh, wait, it seems that you have somehow already lost the screws. July 28, 2020 The Writer’s Voice: Fiction from the Magazine Bryan Washington Reads “Heirlooms” The author reads his story from the August 3 & 10, 2020, issue of the magazine. July 28, 2020 Daily Cartoon Daily Cartoon: Tuesday, July 28th Quarantine breaks another mascot. July 28, 2020 Culture Desk A Neil Young Time Capsule His newly released album, “Homegrown,” was recorded forty-five years ago. July 28, 2020