The Joker *

Only kidding.

* Steve Millar Band

Wonderful *

I'm about to embark on what I know will be a great weekend.

First up, I finish work in 24 minutes. Next, I wait in pub where JJ will meet me. Next, we go to my house. Next .... slight pause cos you don't get to know about that part. Next, we go to the pub to watch Celtic take on the forces of darkness (yes, I know that was a bit of a leap, but, as I said, you don't get to know about the missing stuff). Next, we amble down to the Den to watch the Indominatable Lions (does "Indominatable" translate as "pish" by the way) take on JJ's Cobblers for an early season "crucial six-pointer" as crap journalists may describe it. Next, JJ takes the piss out of me (hopefully this takes place well away from the stadium) cos her boys have given my boys a right skelpin'. Next, well, you don't get to know that stuff either. Needless to say, the weekend will be filled with fun, football, music and plenty of food and drink!

Btw, no computer yet - last weekend's hopes were a false dawn. But I will be getting one in a fortnight or so. In the meantime ... come on Celtic, come on the Lions, and hurry up JJ.

* Adam Ant

Good Times *

A couple of new additions to my blog links on the left.

For musings from a young musician - and, incidentally, one of the most fabby looking blogs around, if not THE fabbiest - check out Catharine Soulipsis.
And, for a surreal story about a gorilla, Simonholyhoses is yer man!
You won't be disappointed.

And before I go ... I should be getting my very own computer this weekend, so, from here on in, I will be spending all my spare time posting loads of shite stories - just thought I'd warn you all!

* Sam Cooke

Crazy *

Don't pretend you've missed me (he says inviting lots of "we did miss you Reidski, honest" comments) cos I know you all think of me as a miserable, sour-faced jock who has nothing good to say about the world ("isn't he in self-pitying mode today", I can hear all two of you say).

I'm not really back, only visiting to ask if you read this story? I rarely say something is "unbelievable" other than when I'm told that Kenny Miller has put the ball in the back of the net - whaddya mean he scored two goals in the last week? I didn't notice as I've been in a coma for the last fortnight! Right, the story might not be unbelievable but it is flabbergasting.

And my visit would not be complete without me saying that I noticed on JJ's site meter that someone from New Delhi in India came across her blog after googling "Anglia jolly nipple photo" - now will someone tell me what the fuck that is all about?

I promise to return for another visit soon - well, in the next six months or so!

* Patsy Cline