Daniel Mai

@dmaidmai

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Joined November 2009
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  1. Feb 17

    "Stanley Kubrick, Ye"

  2. Feb 16

    My shit is golden. I'm literally sittin' on a goldmine

  3. Feb 14

    Crazy what a difference "ga", "ger", and "gro" make

  4. Feb 14

    Spent $300 on industry headphones just so I could isolate the sound of my whistling tea kettle and almost burn down the house

  5. Feb 8

    Am I klutz or is it impossible to handle rice without spilling a single grain?

  6. Retweeted
    Jan 27

    "THE WORLD REVOLVES AROUND ME" - KANYE "THE WORLD REVOLVES AROUND WEED" - WIZ "THE WORLD DOESN'T REVOLVE AT ALL" -B.O.B.

    3,870 retweets 4,019 likes
  7. Jan 25

    With all the wrong directions you could take, adopting a kid is so much easier than adopting a freeway

  8. Jan 25

    Does it print black and white? Nah, just black. The paper's already white

  9. Jan 24

    What's so great about Amazon prime if I can't see my salesman face to face and bargain that motherfucking price down?

  10. Jan 24

    People judging actors for endorsing a product they don't believe in while working at places they don't actually respect

  11. 15 Dec 2015

    Gotta wipe away tears cause I'm laughing too hard

  12. 6 Dec 2015

    Just once I'd like to board as "Group 1". Who are these people?!

  13. 5 Dec 2015

    Taking a break to smoke a cigarette is more socially acceptable than taking a break and "playing" with your phone.

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  15. 2 Oct 2015

    That moment you hug someone wearing a tank top and feel their deodorant

  16. 28 Sep 2015

    Yo fuck you inventor of the automatic flush, I wasn't done yet!

  17. 19 Sep 2015

    Oh you wanted to put one album on your phone? Here comes a half an hour update

  18. 15 Sep 2015

    Having Fox News on in your living room is like hearing mom and dad fight in the other room

  19. 14 Sep 2015

    "Go Buck Wild Card" is another name for a Costco membership to an Asian

  20. 12 Sep 2015

    Jabbed myself with a toothbrush. Gonna need something to clean all this blood off my teeth

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