WONDER WOMAN 1984 (2020) dir. Patty Jenkins
this is the perfect grade of good luck
reblog in 5 seconds and all of your grades will inch ever closer to perfect
choose your older bachelor
(You are all cultured people here so I trust you know the vines)
Y’all remember when Tumblr completely randomly and with zero provocation tried to cancel John Mulaney but using some fucking astronomical reaches to insist that his jokes proved he was a sexist and an anti-Semite who hated his wife?? Good times.
I misread this and thought Trump tried to cancel John Mulaney
i dont like love triangles not bc love triangles are inherently bad but bc im literally NEVER torn. im always like “i like this one” and thats That. its done. no more bullshit. but love triangles DEPEND on the bullshit of back and forth. so then whenever the writer is doing their tragic “maybe in another life” long winded emotional scene with the OTHER character im always just like…alright
I’m so glad someone put this into words holy shit.
It’s never like “two really great people”, it’s always “one who’s pretty good and one who’s the absolute fucking worst” or “one who is clearly the third wheel cuck in this so called triangle”
Your sailor nickname is [what color your shirt is] [your first pet’s name]. You are [phone battery percentage] years old. Your ship is the HMS [last thing you ate].