Sprouting sh*t for almost nothing
Posted by John, March 11th, 2014 - under Uncategorised.
Tags: Donations
The other day I wrote on Facebook ‘Evidently Sarah Palin gets paid $300,000 to address Republican conventions. I am in the wrong game. I too could sprout shit for half that price.’
One of my now ex-comrades wrote in response: ‘But John, you are already brilliant at sprouting shit for free!’ Another liked it, as did I.
So I have decided to launch a new campaign: Sprouting shit for almost nothing.
You can prove my 2 ex-comrades wrong by donating to my blog En Passant at BSB: 062914 Account: 1067 5257, the Commonwealth Bank in Tuggeranong, ACT.
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Time March 11, 2014 at 8:11 pm
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Comment from John
Time March 11, 2014 at 8:59 pm
Sandra, that made me laugh so much. Brilliant!!!
Comment from L Louis
Time March 12, 2014 at 11:28 am
“for free” is already overpriced
Comment from Charlotte
Time March 12, 2014 at 12:44 pm
John, you’re so full of IT, you have plenty to spare!
Comment from John
Time March 12, 2014 at 1:11 pm
That is very clever L Louis. I laughed. Well done.
Comment from L. Louis
Time March 12, 2014 at 1:58 pm
On the other hand, reactionaries regard you as priceless. They give your sh*t unlimited “air time”, so that the Left can be misrepresented. Be honest, identify yourself as “an eccentric Trot”.
Comment from John
Time March 12, 2014 at 2:36 pm
It isn’t the case that reactionaries give my sh*t unlimited air time. While I may be eccentric, I am not a Trot. I am an international socialist.
Comment from Lorikeet
Time March 12, 2014 at 5:17 pm
I think John is on the ball in regard to quite a lot of things.
Comment from John
Time March 13, 2014 at 10:58 am
Thanks Lorikeet.
Comment from tony o’brien
Time March 13, 2014 at 6:12 pm
You have obviously achieved a major break-thru in gardening, having evolved into a plant that can sprout shit, thereby becoming self-fertilising. I’d not thought that biologically possible.
Comment from John
Time March 13, 2014 at 7:58 pm
Ah look, Tony has crawled out from under his log again.
Comment from Sandra Kelly
Time March 11, 2014 at 7:44 pm
If you include your pin number in the information given, I’ll be glad to contribute…