lauren l. walker

@LLW902

trying to destroy your marriage

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Joined December 2009
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Feb 8

    no, i am not having fun

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    5 minutes ago
    Replying to

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    12 minutes ago

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  4. 14 minutes ago

    i think the msnbc polling and data nerd needs to sit down and drink a bottle of water

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  5. 33 minutes ago

    it's heartbreaking to see a once truly great poster sink to this level

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  6. Retweeted
    40 minutes ago

    (running 1 errand between getting brunch with a friend and beers with other friends) i’m uncut gems

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  7. Retweeted
    Feb 20

    Just found out Bernie buys clothes instead of wearing barrel held up by suspenders. I don’t even want health care anymore

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  8. Retweeted
    51 minutes ago

    When the deli serves Boar's Head brand meats

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    53 minutes ago

    I’m sorry if you find it charming, but every time I hear Bernie Sanders yelling it reminds me another time I heard a man yelling. It was at a baseball game when I was 7 and he was going around yelling “HOT DOGS. HOT DOGS HERE.” I was so scared

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    59 minutes ago

    its funny to have witnessed a true nadir in campaigning that was hillary 2016 and now see mike bloomberg shattering that floor

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  11. 1 hour ago

    a nice bowl of beans doesn't even need rice if we're being honest

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  12. 2 hours ago

    it's almost as though all the centrist concern trolling about lack of diverse candidates was disingenuous from the start 😵

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  13. 2 hours ago

    it's so wild that the biggest obstacle to electing the first jewish president has been people in the same party accusing him of dual loyalty

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  14. 3 hours ago

    Jose Canseco is now the candidate with the second best platform in the dem primaries

    As president I would create immortal moral robots that would go around eliminating corrupt corporations and people
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    6 hours ago

    Discovered this am that the inventor of the moka pot had his ashes stored in a giant moka pot replica when he died

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  16. 3 hours ago

    god i love softball so much. even just infield drills and shagging balls during batting practice is a hundred times better than talking to you weirdos. even the weirdos that i like

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  17. 3 hours ago

    had a couple crisp hits over the shortstop's head, can we get a "nice job barreling it up Laur" going in the chat

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  18. 6 hours ago

    its 30 degrees out and im going to the first softball scrimmage of the season, please pray4lauren

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  19. 7 hours ago

    one good outcome of this election would be more people realizing that all the major progressive accomplishments of the 20th century were fought for and won by committed activists working outside national electoral politics. dems like this guy show up later to claim all the credit

    The Democratic establishment gave us civil rights, voting rights, the assault weapons ban, social security and Medicare. What have you done Senator?
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  20. 7 hours ago

    eating in the morning stop making me queasy challenge

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  21. 7 hours ago

    this thread is perfectly balanced between people confessing to incredibly boring behavior and people confessing to the most disgusting habits imaginable

    What normal thing do you do at home that would get you weird glares in public? E.g. I scramble up stairs on all fours like the wolfman.
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