Lauren (checkmark coming 11-17-19)

it is impossible to tell parodies of vice news from actual vice newspic.twitter.com/o9aFNOL8Cc

classic cis guy shit right herepic.twitter.com/uog4GG1853

it's so beautiful... it haunts me..pic.twitter.com/NjCjAjhOO0

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why is http://staples.com  incorrectly listing several chef boyardee products as not having gluten why is this the first google result for "chef boyardee gluten free" why am i looking for gluten free chef boyardeepic.twitter.com/8KKbZgbIas

this is my new favorite celeb interaction on here. lance reddick commenting on a selfie relegated to #2pic.twitter.com/8r6xZdmKK7

look at that, all the worst people are saying the dumbest thingspic.twitter.com/T7kkKHY2nx

insanely cool that there is no political will to even slightly slow this down, let alone stop it!pic.twitter.com/gCIxeyakEg

eight weeks ago: anyone seen the funny vid of this guy pounding 8 beers in a row? today: dedicating my life and my blade to mr. pangzaipic.twitter.com/SqIaKImXZl

ma'am this is a starbuckspic.twitter.com/OzForQnbq4

i'd read a lot more op-eds if they all ended like thispic.twitter.com/VcXeGNKc89

i appreciate the directness of charles blow's op-ed this morning. you could spend days laying out the many reasons why bloomberg should be kept as far away from power as possible, but you really only need the onepic.twitter.com/4jf4MLbsZ3

this is the best trolling i've seen in years. so stripped down to its essence. it's a joy to watch a master at their workpic.twitter.com/OFAhXXZTBZ

why would the movie theater put this above the popcorn area. nothing there is grilled. theres no parallel sign for fried or whatever. why not just put "some like it hot". thats the movie reference. this doesnt make any sense at all. seeing parasite btwpic.twitter.com/M2hmNSGiIv

"in fair condition"pic.twitter.com/Zyvz21RLqf

a fun thing you can do is put "mid century modern" into ebay and post the most hideous thing you can findpic.twitter.com/C2Me4HCOi1

fuck you, eat shit, go to hell, etcpic.twitter.com/a0MQrdsHIE

these get better the more scallions and chili oil you put on empic.twitter.com/DlyZwXmFzq

sometimes you fry some potatoes just to feel like you're doing something with your lifepic.twitter.com/w3bvVn1cQW

*tugging collar*pic.twitter.com/RG6jv2Q6U1