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Gringo Starr
@TheOneWhoMocks
Elements of the past and the future, combining to make something not quite as good as either.
Not where I want to be.Joined June 2009
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Gringo Starr
@TheOneWhoMocks
lol well, well, well, if it isn’t the heralded fuckin’ genius himself, finally figuring this shit out, two weeks of people telling him and 2000 jobs later
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Elon Musk
@elonmusk
New Twitter policy is freedom of speech, but not freedom of reach. Negative/hate tweets will be max deboosted & demonetized, so no ads or other revenue to Twitter. You won’t find the tweet unless you specifically seek it out, which is no different from rest of Internet.
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Gringo Starr
@TheOneWhoMocks
If they were wandering from partner to partner, maybe you and all the incel douche bags like you could get some and calm your fucking emotional bullshit for a minute.
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Joel Berry
@JoelWBerry
Unmarried women in America are lost, miserable, addicted to SSRIs and alcohol, wracked with guilt from abortion, and wandering from partner to partner. They are the Democrats’ core base now, and the Democrats will do everything possible to manufacture more of them.
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Gringo Starr
@TheOneWhoMocks
Yes, nothing says “this is a real story” than “nose earring.”
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Lavern Spicer 🇺🇸
@lavern_spicer
Just went to order a coffee at Starbucks, which I usually do not do, and the guy at the cash register asked me my pronouns for my cup 🤣🤣🤣 I said my pronouns are Trump and DeSantis. His nose earring damn near fell out his nasal cavity 🤣🤣🤣
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Gringo Starr
@TheOneWhoMocks
The wings at Hooters have been shit for years. I guess you dorks were too busy building a personality out of a bullshit study on captive wolves to read that memo.
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Nick Adams (Alpha Male)
@NickAdamsinUSA
Alpha males eat wings and drink beer at Hooters with the boys, Beta males nibble on tapas at Spanish Vegan cafes with their wives.
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Gringo Starr
@TheOneWhoMocks
Taking orders for dinner. Anyone besides this sad fucker want a WHAAAAAAAAAAAAmburger?
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Elon Musk
@elonmusk
Going forward, any Twitter handles engaging in impersonation without clearly specifying “parody” will be permanently suspended
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Gringo Starr
@TheOneWhoMocks
I’m a white guy. I spent most of my school life with, like… I dunno, fuckin’ everyone. I moved to a place in the middle of high school where it was maybe 85-90% white. I hope it wasn’t bad enough to qualify (I didn’t know shit then), but it was VERY uncomfortable.
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lele
@orang3_aura
You ever walked in somewhere and the atmosphere felt racist?
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Gringo Starr
@TheOneWhoMocks
I mean, hey, don’t get me wrong, I *wish* my dick was so important it could answer tough questions for us, but in this case, thank fuck it can’t, because women who don’t sound like Rosie Perez would have their whole lives upended. I can’t shoulder that responsibility.
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Gringo Starr
@TheOneWhoMocks
This kid thinks they’re catching everyone out, but they’re only showing off that THEY think attraction is the great qualifier. SPOILER: It isn’t. You’re literally not obligated to be into stuff just because it’s a part of other stuff. “Having a type” isn’t fucking new.
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Gringo Starr
@TheOneWhoMocks
So, hypothetically, if I wasn’t attracted to a woman who looks like my mom, are all women who look like my mom - even my mom - not legitimately women? Sorry, women who look like mom. I don’t want to fuck you. I guess you’re guys now.
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David Sirota
@davidsirota
🚨NEWS: Cash from the private prison industry has been flowing to the GOP governors now rejecting Biden’s call for cannabis pardons. Two private prison giants have dumped $1.7 MILLION into the Republican group that bankrolls GOP gubernatorial campaigns.
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GOP Govs Reject Cannabis Pardons After Getting Private Prison Cash
Republicans brush off Biden’s request for leniency as private prison donors dump big money into GOP coffers.
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Gringo Starr
@TheOneWhoMocks
On an unrelated note, how come we don’t sacrifice people to the gods anymore
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Chron
@chron
Video shows Ted Cruz being met with boos and jeers after saying that the best way to stop mass shootings in schools is to increase law enforcement's presence on campuses. trib.al/D4ENBhv
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Gringo Starr
@TheOneWhoMocks
This dude absolutely just strung together a bunch of words he read on the internet in 2017.
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Bactrian 🌴
@ElegantiaeArbit
Certain kind of geriatric millennial culture I hate. Bernie socialism, beard oils, axe throwing, brewpubs, whiskey and beer aficionados, retro gaming, Joss Whedon dialogue irl, Chuck Wendig-esque use of profanity. Hate it. No idea what its called. I call it “soylennial”
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Gringo Starr
@TheOneWhoMocks
Now, look what we have before us. We got Irish sitting next to Indians. We got Native Americans right by the Jamaicans. Nobody is wasting nobody.
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Gringo Starr
@TheOneWhoMocks
He’s actually two boomers stacked one on top of the other, stringing words they heard on the internet together in an attempt to pull off a modern Go Ask Alice.
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Times Culture
@timesculture
Official
Yungblud is unapologetically himself; a pansexual whirlwind with ADHD who explores Cure-style goth pop, Oasis-influenced rock and Noughties emo teen punk in songs about Gen Z concerns
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Gringo Starr
@TheOneWhoMocks
“Not everyone should earn a ‘living wage’” Showing you’re a piece of shit right out of the gate, that is a BOLD move.
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MAGA Ultra Red Mega Deplorable Roach
@sewingbarbie2
Replying to @Strandjunker
Not everyone should earn a ‘living wage’ . Some jobs are second jobs, summer jobs, high school kid jobs, college kid jobs, training jobs, intern jobs. They are to supplement a family’s income, or a kids income. When I worked at Dunkin when I was 16, I didn’t expect to raise 1/2
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Gringo Starr
@TheOneWhoMocks
Tell everyone you’re having kids to save your marriage without admitting it to your spouse.
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Shane Morris
@GShaneMorris
Millennials who are very cavalier about not having children are in for a shock when they enter their 40s & realize life is only half over. What do you do at that point? Keep trying to be sexy & have fun? I expect to see a lot of sadness & confusion about what to do at that point.
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Gringo Starr
@TheOneWhoMocks
“Our fight is not left/right anymore, it is Us vs. Them” Mmkay. Which ideology do “Them” fall under? Sounds like the answer is “democrats and republicans,” democrats having sided with republicans. Putting them on… the right. Wish I could get paid to be such a fucking dumbass.
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Jimmy Dore
@jimmy_dore
I don't criticize Democrats cuz I side with Republicans, I criticize Democrats Cuz THEY side with Republicans. Our fight is not Left/Right anymore, it is Us vs.Them. We have 2 corporate party's that serve Wall St/War Machine/Corporations & crush everyone else. #UniParty @0rf
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