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Also a pox upon the people behind these blister packs. Oh, you’re delirious and weakened? Take some medicine, it’s just in this container that takes the strength and coordination of an Olympic athlete to openpic.twitter.com/1wM5gAXNf0
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Our initial house offer backed out because people are trash, thankfully we accepted a new offer yesterday. They want to come over tomorrow to see the house and Monday to do the inspection and I’m just over here likepic.twitter.com/zspvBd6Uj2
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Finishing out 2019 strong with some maybe-flu while juggling the nightmare that is my real estate situationpic.twitter.com/khO2fZJBNV
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My initial reaction to Disney+ was “seems cool for some people, I don’t really care though” but my brother gave me his login today and I have not turned it off in 12 hours
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Now I’m drinking and watching It’s A Wonderful Life because fuck me up, fam
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Partaking in my annual tradition of watching The Family Stone and fast forwarding through the dinner scene
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you’ve heard of elf on the shelf, but have you heard ofpic.twitter.com/bjoF8dXFmq
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I can’t believe they made a Christmas card specifically for
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We’ve been going to the same dog park since we got Boomer almost 6 years ago, and while I get sad thinking how we’ll be moving soon I’m not always sure the feeling will be mutualpic.twitter.com/w5ouDU6Hvw
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I know “I’m screaming” is overused on here but no seriously guys I am fucking screaminghttps://twitter.com/jackdwagner/status/1208174810066350080 …
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Three billionaires are currently running for President and zero plumbershttps://twitter.com/janemarielynch/status/1208122516302110721 …
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