Stangle’s Kid

@lisasaurstomp

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    Apr 19

    A short film

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  2. 16 hours ago

    Also a pox upon the people behind these blister packs. Oh, you’re delirious and weakened? Take some medicine, it’s just in this container that takes the strength and coordination of an Olympic athlete to open

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  3. 16 hours ago

    Our initial house offer backed out because people are trash, thankfully we accepted a new offer yesterday. They want to come over tomorrow to see the house and Monday to do the inspection and I’m just over here like

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  4. 21 hours ago

    Finishing out 2019 strong with some maybe-flu while juggling the nightmare that is my real estate situation

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  5. Dec 27

    My initial reaction to Disney+ was “seems cool for some people, I don’t really care though” but my brother gave me his login today and I have not turned it off in 12 hours

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  6. Dec 26

    Choose ur fighter

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  7. Dec 25

    “I should buy a boat”

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  8. Dec 25

    When that eggnog hits

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  9. Dec 25

    Stay safe out there everyone

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  10. Dec 24

    My gifts from Papa Stangle

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  11. Dec 24

    Now I’m drinking and watching It’s A Wonderful Life because fuck me up, fam

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  12. Dec 24

    Partaking in my annual tradition of watching The Family Stone and fast forwarding through the dinner scene

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  13. Retweeted
    Dec 23

    you’ve heard of elf on the shelf, but have you heard of

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  14. Dec 22

    We found the racquetball

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  15. Dec 22

    I can’t believe they made a Christmas card specifically for

    I feel like they should definitely have the word ‘his’ before boyfriend.
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  16. Retweeted
    Dec 22
    Replying to

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  17. Dec 22

    Computer...ENHANCE

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  18. Dec 22

    We’ve been going to the same dog park since we got Boomer almost 6 years ago, and while I get sad thinking how we’ll be moving soon I’m not always sure the feeling will be mutual

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  19. Dec 21

    I know “I’m screaming” is overused on here but no seriously guys I am fucking screaming

    1:59
    for our christmas episode we tried to find and watch the worst christmas movie of all time. this is a scene of the film we had to watch yesterday.
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  20. Retweeted
    Dec 20

    Three billionaires are currently running for President and zero plumbers

    Hello everyone. Billionaires in wine caves have as much right to say who gets to be president as waitresses in diners and plumbers in my bathroom. Class warfare is ugly, Thanks for listening everyone.
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