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@eatinginmycar

Engineer, socialist, Rollo's human, real life internet girlfriend, 1/3 of 🇨🇺 🌵 👽

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Joined May 2008
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Aug 4

    falling in love and living happily ever after, as a bit

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  2. Retweeted
    22 hours ago

    fuck it here's my top 10 movies of the decade (2020-2029) 10. Star Wars - Episode I: The Phantom Menace - Remake (2024) 9. Gulliver (2022) 8. A24: The Film (2026) 7. The Godfather Part 5 (2021) 6. Untitled Goose Movie (2028) 5. Quentin Tarantino presents: Just Feet (2027)

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    4 hours ago

    I tried to hide behind an anonymous horse avi so people wouldn’t know I’m a straight white man & paid shill for the world’s worst companies. In my spare time I like to call Leftist Black women “white-adjacent.” In other words, i’m an excellent authority on “toxic twitter trolls”

    Apparently Neera Tanden is trending because she hurt the feelings of Bernie Sanders’ senior advisor and incompetent fuckwit, David Sirota. Bernie hires toxic little Twitter trolls as senior staff and yet is shocked his campaign has as much traction as a turd on ice.
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  4. 6 hours ago

    We are gonna get to the point where the president tweets "Just signed a declaration of war" and the responses are "War? Not before I've had my covfefe 🤣🤣🤣" and "that slaps lmao"

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  5. 6 hours ago

    It is really striking to look at the replies to this tweet and see people taking this as an opportunity to try to look smarter than our dumbass president, it's like they're completely desensitized to how bad this could be.

    Iran killed an American contractor, wounding many. We strongly responded, and always will. Now Iran is orchestrating an attack on the U.S. Embassy in Iraq. They will be held fully responsible. In addition, we expect Iraq to use its forces to protect the Embassy, and so notified!
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  6. Retweeted
    6 hours ago

    anyone else remember this psychotic shit from last NYE?

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  7. 16 hours ago

    It's very cool that the medicine that makes me about 50% functional and awake during the day also keeps me up til like 3am so I can remain stuck in an endless cycle exhaustion

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    17 hours ago

    In ~2004 you could start a website called "Two Dudes And a Movie" and if you did blog posts every two weeks, and eventually an early-gen podcast, by now you'd be one of those guys on here who has a writing credit for Thor: Rise of Knausgaard and gets mad at Chapo twice a month

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  9. Retweeted
    18 hours ago

    Running for office so girls will fav my tweets

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    17 hours ago

    The Boomer story arc is growing up with parents who wouldn't talk about their war trauma, buying a house on a blue collar wage, voting to abolish your own kids' rights, and dying of an enlarged heart hours after screaming at a retail employee for something that was your own fault

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  11. 21 hours ago

    Finally put these up! got me these incredible Occupy posters for Christmas, I love them so much.

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  12. 22 hours ago

    I didn't know I moved to an east-coast antifa stronghold, that rules

    Portland police chief Danielle Outlaw is leaving early to become police commissioner of east-coast antifa stronghold, Philadelphia. Outlaw, along w/, oversaw the spate of riots in the city. She was brought on by Wheeler as the first black woman police chief in Portland
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    22 hours ago
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    It is 2043. My last words are "But I know Python!" as someone bashes my skull in to take the last bottle of clean water.

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  14. 23 hours ago

    Incidentally one of the most annoying things about working in tech is the constant use of phrases like "putting out fires" and "war room" and "in the trenches." We sit on our fat asses at computers all day, shut up.

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  15. 23 hours ago

    Anyway coding isn't going to be very useful when we're all fighting over the last drops of clean water on Earth so IMO brush up on your general combat/weaponry skills

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  16. 23 hours ago

    Every boss I've ever had that said shit like "I like to get down the in the trenches with my team" was an awful person to work for

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  17. 23 hours ago

    An open office plan with your boss hovering over you micromanaging you, the thing that every worker loves

    As president, I'll turn the East Room into an open office plan, where I’ll sit with our team. I’ll use the Oval Office for some official functions – never for tweeting – but the rest of the time, I’ll be where a leader should be: with the team.
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  18. 23 hours ago

    If you want to learn HTML or CSS or PHP or whatever and make a website for fun do it. The barrier of entry is low and it's free if you have access to a computer with internet, that much is true. But as career/life advice this is beyond useless to most people.

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  19. 23 hours ago

    It's not that coding is super hard, but not everyone wants to/needs to/should learn to code. It's a skill set that has to be constantly updated to become a career and generally doesn't lead you to the glamorous futuristic lifestyle that people who say "learn to code" envision.

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  20. 23 hours ago

    There are a lot of things wrong with this but as someone who graduated into the recession with a bunch of other people with IT/CS degrees it really grinds my gears that there's always an implication that "coding" guarantees you a job, my ex husband was unemployed for TWO YEARS.

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  21. 24 hours ago

    I wish someone would ask Joe Biden "What should we learn to code?" so we could hear his response which would be something like "What should you learn to code? Computer. It's the future."

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