Geoff Ehnis-Clark

@EhnisClark

Sven said "Fred - send ten tents!"

Michigan, USA
Geregistreerd in augustus 2014
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  1. Vastgemaakte Tweet
    21 aug.

    The Cook, the Thief, His Wife and Her Lover.

    What movie is this? Wrong answers only
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  2. 15 okt.

    My wife yelled at me for peeing in the sink, and this idiot says that means I'm banished from peeing ever again.

    Many reach out to me privately telling me they think it's wrong to banish someone for dumb 10 yr old comedy taken out of context. They won't say it publicly bc they fear receiving the same unfair treatment. That's part of the problem. Please don't let'm win. Please speak up. Thx
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  3. 15 okt.

    That, madam, is entirely the point. Live fast, die young, and leave beautiful lymph nodes.

    FYI, if you have tattoos, your lymph nodes are colourful as hell
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    12 okt.

    I'll chase him round Good Hope, and round the Horn, and round the Norway Maelstrom, and round perdition's flames before I give him up.

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    11 okt.

    egg egg

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    11 okt.

    This is a math problem. My husband gets his hair cut every two weeks and it costs $30 each time. I get my hair cut twice a year and it costs me $250. How much money do we have left over to donate to ?

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    11 okt.

    We Spoke with Real Americans About the Election But Turns Out They’re All Pretty Fucking Stupid

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  8. 9 okt.

    Why didn't none of y'all with office jobs tell me about the lights turning off if you linger too long in the bathroom? I thought they were pranking the new guy ffs.

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    9 okt.

    This piece is almost done and it’s the start of a series of “still life” paintings!

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    8 okt.

    G’mar Chatimah Tova to all who are observing . Wishing you a peaceful and easy fast.

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  11. 7 okt.

    The view from my new office is magical.

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  12. 6 okt.

    DNR Tofu Throwdown! Because if there is one thing the DNR gets behind, it's plant-based proteins.

    We had so much fun at the BWL Chili Cook-off, we decided Lansing needs a few more municipal food festivals. Use this graphic to make your own, then drop it in the replies
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  13. 5 okt.

    This tastes off.

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    4 okt.

    The modern beetlejuice is just saying the name of a company three times and getting a targeted ad for it.

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    4 okt.

    Good morning, ! We here at the Institute made a tourism video to showcase all our great neighborhoods (and finally figure out this whole Frandor thing.)

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  16. 4 okt.

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  17. 4 okt.

    Imagine finding out your lawyer tweets about olive burgers and his go-to gif is a whirling DickButt.

    Imagine finding out your lawyer is a guy who goes by “helldude” on twitter
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  18. 2 okt.

    15 years in this location and for the first time ever a walk-in off the street needs my exact legal specialty. I'm closing my office Friday.

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  19. 2 okt.

    I'm Skip Young, and I wanna sell ya salmonella!

    Can anyone help me with a joke about the truck selling steaks in the lansing mall parking lot?
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    2 okt.

    BIRD #9,506 Morepork (Ninox novaeseelandiae)

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    30 sep.

    L’Shanah Tova to all who are celebrating ! Wishing you a sweet new year.

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