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Attention: Will the owners of a blue planet with plate tectonics please attend to your vehicle. It is overheating.
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The government took the plane down "by accident". Maybe the people should take the government down on purpose.
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Iran, you've been a cradle of civilization for over 10,000 years. You are truly too old for this shit.
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In an ideal scenario the President of the United States and the worst human being in the world would be two different people.
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From now on only bad things happen.
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Say what you like about the President, but you have to admit: he's a fucking piece of shit.
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There's a direct link between climate change and not doing anything about climate change.
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I’m sorry, Australia. You don’t deserve this. Your PM maybe, but not you.
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True, but My son is a die-hard Socialist.https://twitter.com/PeteButtigieg/status/1213288091894603777 …
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No. No. Negative. Untrue. False. Incorrect. In no way the case. No.https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1213250469365272576 …
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No it didn’t. He’s still President.https://twitter.com/CNBC/status/1212952194498093057 …
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Jesus wants to write an editorial condemning Trump, but he’s afraid he’ll lose the support of evangelicals.
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Here’s wishing the President a cold, lonely, miserable, desperate, self-loathing, scandal-ridden, dementia-fueled, sclerotic, septic, syphilitic, leprous Christmas.
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I’ll stay out of politics when politics stays out of Me.
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I (in the form of My secretary) wrote this song for My Chosen People at this special time of year. Try not to melt.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5YNNkR1hJI …
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Overwhelming evidence suggests a startling number of people are capable of ignoring overwhelming evidence.
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God rest ye merry congressmen, Let nothing you dismay. Remember Trump’s behavior On this Impeachment Day. And save us all from Cheeto’s power That led the world astray. Oh findings of blackmail and fraud, Blackmail and fraud. Oh findings of blackmail and fraud.
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★★★★★ "Diabolically glorious" Bway World ★★★★★ "Funniest show we've seen in ages.
@zoelyons pitch perfect" LLL ★★★★ "Very alternative Xmas message" LTR ★★★★ "Unholy seasonal treat" Jewish Renaissance ★★★★ "Heavenly & hilarious" QX Tix http://ActOfGodLondon.com pic.twitter.com/8oAJIYfv6KThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
The problem with government of the people, by the people, and for the people, is the people.
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