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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Jan 7

    Attention: Will the owners of a blue planet with plate tectonics please attend to your vehicle. It is overheating.

    345 replies 15,789 retweets 73,269 likes
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  2. 7 hours ago

    The government took the plane down "by accident". Maybe the people should take the government down on purpose.

    283 replies 3,459 retweets 16,590 likes
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  3. 11 hours ago

    Iran, you've been a cradle of civilization for over 10,000 years. You are truly too old for this shit.

    538 replies 4,226 retweets 25,634 likes
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  4. Retweeted
    29 Jan 2018

    In an ideal scenario the President of the United States and the worst human being in the world would be two different people.

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  5. Jan 7

    From now on only bad things happen.

    1,077 replies 5,028 retweets 30,928 likes
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  6. Jan 5

    Say what you like about the President, but you have to admit: he's a fucking piece of shit.

    936 replies 9,731 retweets 76,028 likes
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  7. Jan 4

    There's a direct link between climate change and not doing anything about climate change.

    294 replies 8,629 retweets 42,809 likes
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  8. Jan 4

    I’m sorry, Australia. You don’t deserve this. Your PM maybe, but not you.

    408 replies 4,658 retweets 41,207 likes
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  9. Jan 4

    True, but My son is a die-hard Socialist.

    God does not belong to a political party.
    346 replies 7,274 retweets 46,703 likes
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  10. Jan 3

    No. No. Negative. Untrue. False. Incorrect. In no way the case. No.

    NEW: Trump rallies evangelical supporters: "We have God on our side"
    2,066 replies 50,593 retweets 262,521 likes
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  11. Jan 2

    No it didn’t. He’s still President.

    America just took out the world's no. 1 bad guy
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    551 replies 16,463 retweets 92,976 likes
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  12. 26 Dec 2019

    Jesus wants to write an editorial condemning Trump, but he’s afraid he’ll lose the support of evangelicals.

    587 replies 6,123 retweets 35,730 likes
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  13. 24 Dec 2019

    Here’s wishing the President a cold, lonely, miserable, desperate, self-loathing, scandal-ridden, dementia-fueled, sclerotic, septic, syphilitic, leprous Christmas.

    1,103 replies 4,138 retweets 34,022 likes
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  14. 22 Dec 2019

    I’ll stay out of politics when politics stays out of Me.

    266 replies 4,425 retweets 32,725 likes
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  15. 21 Dec 2019

    Azaadi. Brahma told me to tell you that.

    814 replies 7,435 retweets 28,577 likes
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  16. 20 Dec 2019

    I (in the form of My secretary) wrote this song for My Chosen People at this special time of year. Try not to melt.

    42 replies 153 retweets 1,419 likes
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  17. 18 Dec 2019

    Overwhelming evidence suggests a startling number of people are capable of ignoring overwhelming evidence.

    294 replies 6,970 retweets 36,568 likes
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  18. 18 Dec 2019

    God rest ye merry congressmen, Let nothing you dismay. Remember Trump’s behavior On this Impeachment Day. And save us all from Cheeto’s power That led the world astray. Oh findings of blackmail and fraud, Blackmail and fraud. Oh findings of blackmail and fraud.

    299 replies 5,379 retweets 20,419 likes
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  19. Retweeted
    13 Dec 2019

    ★★★★★ "Diabolically glorious" Bway World ★★★★★ "Funniest show we've seen in ages. pitch perfect" LLL ★★★★ "Very alternative Xmas message" LTR ★★★★ "Unholy seasonal treat" Jewish Renaissance ★★★★ "Heavenly & hilarious" QX Tix

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  20. 12 Dec 2019

    The problem with government of the people, by the people, and for the people, is the people.

    628 replies 14,424 retweets 60,392 likes
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