Sunday, 5 January 2020

Saturday Snapshots #117 - The Answers


Let's be blunt... here are this week's answers.

I started the year with some quite easy ones as I'm sure you're all feeling depressed about returning to work / normality after your Christmas excesses. But be warned... there are some stinkers coming up in the next few weeks!



10. Do you remember a Danish boardgame? It's incomprehensible.


In Danish "Hüsker Dü?" (meaning “Do you remember?") is a children's memory board game. Apparently. I will rely on Chris to tell me if this is not the case.

Hüsker Dü - It Makes No Sense At All

9. Ex? Ha ha - the jokes on you!


Gotcha!

Or, rather...

Gotye - Somebody I Used To Know

Once you've realised that the tune to this song is "baa baa black sheep", you can't ever unhear it.

8. Butterflies and sleepless nights in a reeky mill.


"A reeky mill" is an anagram.

Butterflies in your tummy and not being able to sleep are two symptom as being in love...

Kelly Marie - Feels Like I'm In Love

7. Rice, meat and a clump of conqueror's hair.


A hank of William's hair?

The dish made out of rice and meat would be...

Hank Williams - Jambalaya

6. Lift streaks the sky.


Need a lift? No, I need a Ride.

Ride - Vapour Trail

5. Mum's curry for Action Men.


Ma's tikka?

Martika - Toy Soldiers

4. McCartney braggs about his affair with Grace.


Billy Bragg + Paul McCartney... and Grace Jones!

Billy Paul - Me & Mrs. Jones

3. If you don't turn that radiator off, a Scottish valley will sizzle.


The glen will fry!!!

Glenn Frey - The Heat Is On

2. Dante's contraception.


Dante wrote The Divine Comedy.

In days gone by, your barber might offer you "something for the weekend?"

The Divine Comedy - Something For The Weekend

There's nothing in the woodshed. Is there?

1. Comparable with Dylan? There's just no pleasing some people.


Dylan sang Like A Rolling Stone, of course.



Find yourself a quiet place to play Saturday Snapshots again next week...

Saturday, 4 January 2020

Saturday Snapshots #117


Welcome to Saturday Snapshots.

The first rule of Saturday Snapshots is: you do not talk about Saturday Snapshots.

The second rule of Saturday Snapshots is: you DO NOT talk about Saturday Snapshots!

Third rule of Saturday Snapshots: if someone yells “stop!”, goes limp, or taps out, Saturday Snapshots is over.

Fourth rule: only two guesses to a Snapshot.

Fifth rule: one Snapshot at a time, ladies & gents.

Sixth rule: you must try to identify artist AND title from the clues below.

Seventh rule: Snapshots will go on as long as it has to. Or at least until tomorrow morning, when I'll reveal the answers.

And the eighth and final rule: if this is your first time at Saturday Snapshots, you have to guess... fast! Or one of the old pros will beat you to all the answers.



10. Do you remember a Danish boardgame? It's incomprehensible.


9. Ex? Ha ha - the jokes on you!


8. Butterflies and sleepless nights in a reeky mill.


7. Rice, meat and a clump of conqueror's hair.


6. Lift streaks the sky.


5. Mum's curry for Action Men.


4. McCartney braggs about his affair with Grace.


3. If you don't turn that radiator off, a Scottish valley will sizzle.


2. Dante's contraception.


1. Comparable with Dylan? There's just no pleasing some people.


This is your life and it’s ending one minute at a time. But hopefully not before I post the answers, tomorrow morning.

Tuesday, 31 December 2019

My Top 19 Albums of 2019 (Part 4)



This is it, then. A pretty shitty year, all told, both on the world stage and closer to home. Still, we must press on and concentrate on the things that do still bring us joy. For me, that's my boy, a constant source of fun, pride and love. And music... always there, always something to cling onto in the wreckage. Here's the best of this year's offerings, in my humble opinion, with no obvious surprise at the top...


4. Craig Finn - I Need A New War

The Hold Steady released their first album in five years, Thrashing Thru The Passion, and a fine record it was too. However, their frontman appears to have transcended the trappings of his own band, and his solo albums continue to rise into another league altogether. I Need Another War was another great example of why Craig Finn is probably the best short story writer in contemporary rock. The Raymond Carver comparison still holds true.

Top Track: Blankets

The detective was expensive
But he thought it was something he could solve
Found her serving breakfast
In a cafe in the Skyway in St. Paul
When we got to the Twin Cities
I said man I know some songs about this place
When they swept up all the empties the parties always seemed like such a waste

3. Jenny Lewis - On The Line

Having said all that about Craig Finn, here's someone who can actually challenge him to that short story crown... and in this case, I guess she takes the prize. Another artist who has transcended her former band (the excellent Rilo Kiley) and continues to develop in new and exciting directions. She's more musical than Craig - shades of Tom Petty, Aimee Mann and even the Shangri-Las on this record - which is why she places one step higher. But it was a close call.

I had tickets to see Jenny Lewis this summer - my only gig of the year. Then I ended up having to move house and missed the gig. Dag-nabbit.

Top Track: On The Line

It used to be Bobby forever
We were together, day and night
He left me for a super-fan
Called Caroline, oh

Before you let her under your sweater tonight
Listen to my heart beating
On the line

2. Lukas Nelson - Turn Off The News And Build A Garden

Song of the year right here. The rest of the album was pretty bloody amazing too, showing a diversity of styles most country / Americana artists would struggle to display. All those years gigging with Neil Young, and his dad, have obviously paid off for Willie's boy. There's even a bit of Jeff Lynne in this record. Stylish and poppy - a difficult trick to pull off these days.

Top Track (song of the year!): Turn Off The News And Build A Garden

I believe that every heart is kind
Some are just a little underused
Hatred is a symptom of the times
Lost in these uneducated blues

I just want to love you while I can
All these other thoughts have me confused
I don't need to try and understand
Maybe I'll get up, turn off the news

Turn off the news and build a garden
Just my neighbourhood and me
We might feel a bit less hardened
We might feel a bit more free

Turn off the news and raise your kids
Give them something to believe in
Teach them how to be good people
Give them hope that they can see
Hope that they can see
Turn off the news and build a garden with me

1. Bruce Springsteen - Western Stars

My Top Three Bruce Springsteen Albums are, in ever-changing order: Born To Run, Nebraska and Tunnel of Love. Who's have thought that thirty-plus years after the most recent of those, he'd have delivered a challenger for the coveted Number Four position? But if you're gonna go draw new water from the well, choosing a well in Jimmy Webb's backyard is a masterstroke...

Top Track: Are you kidding me? I could sit here all night trying to work that one out. Here's this week's favourite...



Happy New Year, everyone. I'd like to hope 2020 will be better than 2019, but I've reached the age where I realise that's pretty unlikely. Still, humanity may yet prove me wrong.

Thank you to the good people who read this blog, who keep me company in the darkness. Your visits are always much appreciated. Be well.



Monday, 30 December 2019

My Top 19 Albums of 2019 (Part 3)


"Sir Ian Duncan Smith."

The final kick in the teeth from a year which made us all reconsider the phrase "you can't polish a turd".

It's nearly over... the year, and this countdown.

Thank god for that...

Let's focus on the positive. Another four great albums...


8. Leonard Cohen - Thanks For The Dance


Despite the bad sex award, Lenny's posthumous swan song is touching, playful and wise.

Top Track: Moving On

I loved your face, I loved your hair
Your T-shirts and your evening wear
As for the world, the job, the war
I ditched them all to love you more

7. Hayes Carll - What It Is


Best Americana album of the year?

Not quite. But we'll get to that. Meanwhile... this witty, laidback (yet quite angry in places) collection will do us fine.

Top Track: Wild Pointy Finger

I got a wild pointy finger
It points at the fever and accomplishments of man
It points at all the problems that it don't understand
It points at Parisians across the sea
It points at anybody who thinks different than me
If you're marching to your own drum or kneelin' in the news
My wild pointy finger prob'ly pointin' right at you

Best lyrical explanation this year of why the world's going to hell in a handbasket...

6. Tullycraft - The Railway Prince Hotel


Thanks go to Brian for turning me on to this lot in a big way this year. Witty, literate lyrics and poppy harmonies made this an irresistible summer listen. Plus, they steal part of Paradise By The Dashboard Light in the song below, so bonus points for that.

Top Track: (one of many) Goldie & The Gingerbreads

They shot their disapproving glances like a gatling gun
I couldn't vocalize the words that rested on my tongue
You never let yourself forget that this was passing
I'm sure you're not the only one

5. The Divine Comedy - Office Politics


Edit out three wearisome gag tracks which outstay their welcome after the first couple of listens and this is another great Divine Comedy album... though not quite as inspirational as Neil's last, Foreverland. It's a concept album set in an office... yet peek below the sitcom facade and it has quite a bit to say about Little England and the workaday world that inspired Brexit. Morrissey should give it a listen.

Top Track: When The Working Day Is Done

When the working day is through
And you're waiting in the rain
For another overdue
Overcrowded railway train
And the movie poster screams
"It's the best film ever seen!"
But it's all a different world
To which you have never been
And you're bored out of your mind
So you keep yourself amused
Reading the Financial Times
Of the fellow next to you
Then something in you snaps
And you shout with all your lungs
"We give and get nothing back!"
When the working day is done




Sunday, 29 December 2019

Saturday Snapshots #116 - The Answers


What is Saturday Snapshots?

Portraits hung in empty halls
Frameless heads on nameless walls
With eyes that watch the world and can't forget
Like the strangers that you've met...

Fortunately, they need be strangers no longer, because here are this week's answers...


10. Get Snake or MacReady to scan the fetus.


You scan the fetus with an ultrasound.

MacReady and Snake Pliskin were characters played by Kurt Russell.

Apologies for the obscure b-side side, but... what a tune!

Ultrasound - Kurt Russell

9. Contemporary Leg Joint Company.


Knee-Co?

Contemporary = these days.

Nico - These Days

(I think she was going out with Jackson Browne at the time she decided to record his tune.)

8. ...a foundling offers self-help?


"The History of Tom Jones, a Foundling" is the full title of Henry Fielding's novel Tom Jones.

Self help? Help yourself!

Tom Jones - Help Yourself

7. Sweet lady's latest issue.


New Edition - Candy Girl

6. Not Gwen Stefani. You hit that on the head!


That ain't (the lead singer of) No Doubt. You hit the NAIL on the head.

Jimmy Nail - Ain't No Doubt

(She's lying.)

5. Cher greets ten p, catches a Clodoald double-decker.


"Cher greets ten p" is an anagram.

Google "Clodoald" and you'll learn he was also known as Saint Cloud.

Gretchen Peters - On A Bus To St. Cloud

4. Get to the other side of CX Avenue without Cecil or Linda.


CX Avenue would be 110th Street in Roman numerals.

Cecil & Linda were Womack & Womack. But it's not them...

Bobby Womack - Across 110th Street

3. Elvis: born in the 70s.


Elvis was the king rocker.

If you were born in the 70s, you were Generation X.

Generation X - King Rocker

2. Reins? Smoke rings.


Reins are bands on horses.

Cigarettes are smokes; rings are wedding bands.

Band of Horses - Cigarettes, Wedding Bands

1. There's a ding dong when skins split... but Travis is outside to take you home.


Banana skins. Banana split. Rama lama ding dong.

Travis Bickle was a Taxi Driver played by...



They would not listen, they're not listening still
Perhaps they never will

But if they change their mind, Saturday Snapshots will be back next week...

Saturday, 28 December 2019

Saturday Snapshots #116


This is Jim Rockford. At the tone, leave your name and message. I’ll get back to you. I'm too busy playing Saturday Snapshots right now...

(Any excuse to play one of the greatest TV tunes every written.)

Yo know the drill by now. Identify ten tunes and their tunesmiths from the clues below, please...



10. Get Snake or MacReady to scan the fetus.


9. Contemporary Leg Joint Company.


8. ...a foundling offers self-help?


7. Sweet lady's latest issue.


6. Not Gwen Stefani. You hit that on the head!


5. Cher greets ten p, catches a Clodoald double-decker.


4. Get to the other side of CX Avenue without Cecil or Linda.


3. Elvis: born in the 70s.


2. Reins? Smoke rings.


1. There's a ding dong when skins split... but Travis is outside to take you home.


You can Garner the answers tomorrow morning...


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