Chad Hayes, MD

@chadhayesmd

Pediatrician, humanist, and Oxford comma devotee. Working to make a better 🌍 for all who share it. Significantly better than placebo.

North Carolina, USA
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Đã tham gia tháng 10 năm 2014
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  1. Tweet đã ghim
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    Treat people like people. All of them. Thanks. 🖤

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  2. 13 giờ trước

    Office 📞 [rings] Me: This is Chad. Caller: Hi, this is ____. I have an appointment on Monday for cataract surgery. Me: Caller: Do I have the wrong number? Me: I really hope so because I'm a pediatrician and this seems like a bad idea. Caller: 😂 I'm gonna have to pass.

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  3. 27 thg 8

    Used to say "NOW OPEN." Can only assume someone didn't make it out before the axe throwing started at 7.

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    Saw 3 pts in clinic for abnormal chest CTs BOUGHT ON GROUPON. Evolution of my thoughts: -What the $@&#? (*Google it*) -hm actually priced pretty reasonably 🤔 -jeez if I ever need testing I’m going w/ Groupon, prob cheaper than insurance 🤷‍♀️ US healthcare is bonkers

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  5. 26 thg 8

    Tired of pictures of screaming babies getting injected with 10mLs of some mysterious green stuff? just released a photo gallery of positive, diverse, medically-accurate images that media/you can use for free:

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  6. 26 thg 8

    Just pulled up the website for a large dermatology group to find a phone number, and damn they all have great skin.

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  7. 26 thg 8

    Any other pediatricians constantly frustrated by the gaping chasm between your priorities for a patient and the priorities of their football coach?

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  8. 26 thg 8

    "Needless to say, this is not a good idea" is a fairly decent response to a lot of ideas Trump floats...

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  9. 23 thg 8

    That's a lot

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  10. 23 thg 8

    Anybody ever find anything important doing a lung exam on an asymptomatic kid at a well visit?

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  11. 23 thg 8

    "Patient does not use alcohol or recreational drugs. Patient has never used a tanning bed..." "Patient is alert and oriented with pleasant mood/affect." -Derm note for a 5-month-old human

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  12. 23 thg 8

    Trying to decide what to hereby order for lunch.

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  13. 22 thg 8

    This "is not" how quotation marks work.

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  14. 22 thg 8

    I just want a president smart enough to turn off the helicopter while she's talking to reporters.

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  15. 22 thg 8

    Weird. I thought they were natural.

    New itchy rash predominantly on exposed skin? Ask about essential oil diffusers! Common cause of airborne contact dermatitis these days.
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  16. 22 thg 8

    This is unacceptable. Our new physicians deserve better.

    Today, as an FY1 doctor in the year of our lord 2019, I had to learn how to use a fax machine.
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  17. 21 thg 8

    Hey, Evangelicals: Check out Matthew 24:24.

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  18. 21 thg 8

    Really? Is this still a thing?

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    A time lapse of the night sky with a twist. The milky way is fixed, while the earth rotates.

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    (Thanks to the editor for respecting my strongly-held beliefs about the Oxford comma.)

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  21. 20 thg 8

    My article in : what parents need to know about hand, foot, and mouth disease

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