Elon Musk has always been a joke but I'm glad y'all are seeing it finally.
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When you see someone rocking yeezys in the wild
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Catching up on the Warnock & Walker debate.
What kind of piece of shit blames the people for their diabetes and says that insulin isn't necessary, just eating right? that's who. Fucking trash.
#GeorgiaDebate
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Greg Abbott is a whole bitch.
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They are so fucking dumb.
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This place is a shitshow.
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Yeah, they're fucking cowards.
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He's gonna get off
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Now they all wanna have discussions about gun safety.
Fuck all the way off with your faux outrage, you absolute ghouls.
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sUPpOrT tHE TrOoPs
Harry Kane is an absolute mess.
The way we are only worried about what Black music will do to the youth 🙄
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Tottenham are making Arsenal look like a good team.
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Cancer is ass.
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You know, you MAGA folks could always just grab your AR-15s and travel to Afghanistan to help fight the Taliban if you wanted.
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White Rage is such a myth that the mere mention of it has conservative twitter actually foaming at the mouth.
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Remember when the American right actually supported the troops?
Yeah, me neither.
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I am absolutely the intolerant left.
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For serious.
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Say your top 5 Marvel characters and tag 5 to do the same:
1. Deadpool
2. Spider-Man
3. The Punisher
4. Venom
5. Howard the Duck
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Say your top 5 Marvel characters and tag 5 to do the same:
1. Spider-Man
2. Iceman
3. Legion
4. Gambit
5. Venom
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Update from Sioux Center!
@ChuckGrassley & @TomCottonAR doing 22 push ups in front of 200 passionate Iowans. Wow!
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One of the projects we've been working on. 🙂
Stay tuned, these will be available for sale at a local shop in Houston soon!
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So much for the tolerant me.
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I don't tolerate bigots, liars, or the willfully stupid. You fit under all 3.
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We need your help!!!!!
We just found her 6/28/21 at 9:30am near Knowlton St/La Tijera Blvd.
Non-verbal possible autistic.
Approx 10 years old. We do not know her name.
Please help us find parents. Call
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Plenty of people wore the uniform and are also pieces of shit.
Dan Crenshaw is one of those people.
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Fucking idiots.
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Anyone got any guitar pedals they don't want?
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Now they're... buying Toyotas to own the libs...?
What a bunch of fucking clowns.
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