Hey remember when you put the sum total of all your knowledge in a fruit and stuck it in a garden where the humans could reach it? Brilliant move, Boss.
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Creationism, however, requires us to believe we're the best you could do.
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You'd think dogs would rule the world by now
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We’d be a lot better of in their paws.
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hard pill to swallow, we know
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that's a nasty way to go, though
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we were made in your image
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Sit down mate We made you
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Seems like the Right wing is adapting to their new environment. They were dying out so they converted to corruptionism to stay in power.
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Darwin is triggered
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Well, it's consistent with the second law of coprodynamics: the amount of bullshit in any isolated system increases monotonically with time.
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Well if you put it that way, then it does seem like a lie
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Made in your image dickweed
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I’m converting to Godism on the basis of this tweet. But just for today.
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I think this only applies to all creatures but humans because we are a failed experiment much of the time.
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