cocktorture:

Someone: weed is not for everyone and it can trigger psychotic, paranoid and manic episodes in some mentally ill people

Stoners who think smoking weed is a personality trait:

moonlandingwasfaked:

showerthoughtsofficial:

CPR is just a human version of blowing into a video game cartridge hoping it’ll work again.

BHHHHUEEEEEGHHHH

JUST LIKE BIDEO GAME

(Source: reddit.com)

hundondestiny:

hundondestiny:

baddielabelle:

Me walking by literally any reflective surface after watching “us”

bng101:

candiikismet:

justjerrae:

simplyadorkable-jae:

thecrownedserpent:

ori-ebon:

50shadesofcanteven:

frontpagewoman:

Just don’t want nobody to be great

But that trash ass “Meant To Be” song by Bebe Rexha & Florida Georgia Line, which straight up uses a trap beat, counts as country tho, okay 🙄🙄🙄🙄

“Embrace enough elements of today’s country” oh you mean the songs about trucks, beers, (white)girls, and driving down backcountry roads with a splash of white nationalism and nativism?

This shit go tho 😭 they hatin 🙄

Smh, they need to let him have that. That shit slap.

nosdev:

tw abuse uh okay im literally in shock and cant cry but my gf(not sure if she is still my girlfriend) open palm hit me hard and knocked me down on the tile floor. donations have stopped completely pls help

paypal is paypal.me/boykid, email 98smejia@gmail.com

newkidsonmycock31:

tilthat:

TIL - You can skip piracy warnings and trailers on a DVD by pressing STOP -> STOP -> PLAY

via reddit.com

i can’t wait to do this 10 years ago

stuffedgrapeleaves:

dateaboysuggestions:

Date a boy who tells you he has a broken heart and wants you to fix it.

manic:

nobody:

kpop sim makers:

pattsy:

here’s a thought: muslims don’t have to perform brave and heroic acts in the wake of tragedies to justify their existence & why they shouldn’t be horribly persecuted. 

ultward:

one of my favorite parts of breaking dawn is when jacob loses it after bella tells him she and edward are gonna fuck while she’s still human because jacob is basically screaming “NO!! HE’S GOING TO DICK YOU TO DEATH!!! THAT’S FUCKED UP!!! BELLA HIS PENIS IS TOO STRONG IT’S GOING TO KILL YOU!!! ARE YOU REALLY WILLING TO DIE FOR SOME FUCKING DICK???? OH MY GOD”

hundondestiny:

Idk how I ended up following pixelatedpunk but please block them and everyone else in this thread lmao

pixelatedpunk

antis-delete-your-blogs-pls-thx

tired-user

yoonbum-in-drag

fandomsense

anti-anti-survivor

korrasera

hazel2468 (who is VERY concerningly a social worker which is beyond fucked!)