desi mojito  

@desimojito

retired captain of our gully cricket team. blood group is 🌈

Portland, OR
Joined January 2016
Born October 07
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Feb 2

    Time to leave this planet

    871 replies 21,753 retweets 24,172 likes
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  2. Retweeted
    11 hours ago

    Gazab ka hai din.. socho zara Omar- Hum bhi akele Mehbooba- Hum bhi akele Amit Shah- Maza aa raha hai? Public- Kasam se

    111 replies 1,588 retweets 4,187 likes
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  3. 14 minutes ago

    The way Opposition is behaving in the Rajya Sabha, they will remain in the opposition for next 20 years. They seriously need to uplift themselves.

    11 replies 68 retweets 297 likes
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  4. 29 minutes ago

    Many will get strokes in Kashmir and rest of India in next 13 minutes. Brace yourself

    33 replies 28 retweets 216 likes
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  5. Retweeted
    39 minutes ago

    Maine Mudra Loan ke liye apply kar diya hai Kashmir Lal chowk pe Pork Restaurant Kholunga along with strip club💞

    46 replies 133 retweets 721 likes
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    32 minutes ago

    Modi to Mehbooba- ठुकरा के मेरा प्यार मेरा इन्तेक़ाम देखेगी😂😂

    3 replies 26 retweets 105 likes
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  7. 51 minutes ago

    My dream of opening a liquor store at Lal Chownk is coming true soon 😍

    82 replies 105 retweets 1,049 likes
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  8. Retweeted
    10 hours ago

    Saala ek goli daage bina poora Kashmir kaanp raha hai

    113 replies 1,550 retweets 6,951 likes
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    10 hours ago

    Kashmiris entire year : We are not Indians, we have nothing to do with Endia Kashmiris now : Why is Indian government against fellow Indian Kashmiri muslims

    38 replies 760 retweets 3,034 likes
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  10. Retweeted
    1 hour ago
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    ya and these two too :))))

    1 reply 5 retweets 33 likes
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  11. Retweeted
    10 hours ago

    *On phone* Mehbooba Mufti : Hello, Amit ji main ..... Amit Shah: Kal se tumhara naam Meenakshi Modi, Kashmir ka naam Karma Valley aur 370 baar bolo Jai Shree Ram Mehbooba : I am a proud Indian, Jai Shree Ram, Jai Hind, Mandir wahi banega, Jan gan man..., sare jaha se 😭😭

    29 replies 195 retweets 945 likes
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  12. 1 hour ago

    He should be under house arrest too along with Kejriwal, Mamata, Barkha, Rajdeep and 786 others

    AIMIM MP Asaduddin Owaisi has given Adjournment Motion Notice in Lok Sabha over Kashmir issue. (file pic)
    24 replies 69 retweets 463 likes
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  13. Retweeted
    10 hours ago

    Jinhone India ke semi final haarne par Kashmir mein pathake phode the aaj unki khud ki faand phatne ki awaaze aa rahi hai 🤣😂🤣🤣😂

    71 replies 476 retweets 2,443 likes
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  14. Retweeted
    2 hours ago

    This captures the whole “Kashmiri” nonsense that’s going around now.

    Kashmiris entire year : We are not Indians, we have nothing to do with Endia Kashmiris now : Why is Indian government against fellow Indian Kashmiri muslims
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    2 hours ago
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    D.I.L.D.O.S = Desperate Intolerant Liberals Destroying Our Society😂😂

    1 reply 16 retweets 89 likes
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  16. 2 hours ago

    *During morning walk* Barkha : Do you know what big is going to happen in Kashmir ??? Sagarika : Bkl jab Sanghi Twitter warriors ko nahi pata kya hone wala hai to mujhe kaise pata hoga Public : Lol Rofl Lmao

    17 replies 115 retweets 596 likes
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  17. Retweeted
    2 hours ago
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    Before was dropped, you dropped 'ju' 😂

    1 reply 2 retweets 19 likes
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  18. 2 hours ago

    No more gucci pucci lovy dovy talks with Omar ji😢😢

    Landlines in J&K also down. So now, ordinary people have no way to communicate. Imagine what this means for sick people, those families with emergencies. Such inhumanity with your own people
    33 replies 76 retweets 531 likes
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  19. Retweeted
    2 hours ago

    Guys...

    8 replies 121 retweets 256 likes
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  20. Retweeted
    3 hours ago

    I appeal everyone not to tweet anything divisive, hateful, provocative or even sarcasm at least today. By doing it you will jeopardise a constructive decision. That’s exactly what our enemies want. It’s a rare decision. be patient and collaborate in making a peaceful history.

    98 replies 1,465 retweets 4,714 likes
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  21. Retweeted
    3 hours ago
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    is a tribute to Atal Bihari Vajpayee on his first death anniversary 🙏🏻

    3 replies 9 retweets 114 likes
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