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  1. Pinned Tweet
    10 May 2019

    Nita : suno Akash se baat karo. Hamain pota / poti ka munh kab dikhayega Mukesh: Aise directly kaise bol dun Nita : Indirectly bol do Mukesh :

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  2. 11 hours ago

    My friend is saying "ab do din mummy se lighter chupane ki koi zarurat nahi, dekh liya to bol dunga kahi lockdown main maachis na khatam ho jaye to Sunday ki preparation main rakha hai."

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  3. Retweeted
    Apr 2

    Small deeds matter the most. I'm blessed to have a good landlord. :)

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  4. Retweeted
    21 hours ago

    अबे भोसड़ीवालों दिया जलाने से पहले सैनेटाइजर मत लगाना गांडू, वरना खुद जल जाओगे!

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  5. Retweeted
    14 hours ago

    Modi Ji has enabled us to perform more tasks on windows than Bill Gates did

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  6. 14 hours ago

    First his hearing, now his eyesight... India is slowly attacking all senses of Corona virus.

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  7. 15 hours ago

    Modiji to India on 5th April

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    "5 April exist" People on balcony :

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  9. 16 hours ago

    Modiji : I request you all to light a candle or diya on 5th April. Indians at 9 pm :

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  10. Retweeted
    21 hours ago

    Me and the bois on 5th April at 9 pm

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  11. Retweeted

    दीवाली का माहौल 🤭🤣

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  12. Apr 2

    Mom is saying Ramayan dekhte time koi non veg nahi khayega

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  13. Apr 2

    Can't relate to anything more than Nawazzudin in Sacred games saying "roz utho, (mat) nahao, pito, so jao".

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  14. Apr 2

    Bache cigarette/daru ke nashe karte hain, legends just eat halwa puri.

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  15. Retweeted
    Apr 1

    This lockdown is like a 21 days crash course in jhaadu, pocha, bartan and cooking.

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  16. Retweeted
    Mar 29

    sab kuch shantipurvak tarike se hoga

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  17. Apr 2

    Mom when you take your 6th nap in the day during quarantine

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  18. Retweeted
    Mar 30

    Sony Max pe Baghbaan aa rahi hai. Saavdhaan rahein, satark rahein

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  19. Retweeted
    Mar 29

    Iss quarantine mein itna so liya, ab sapne repeat ho rahe hai.

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  20. Retweeted
    Apr 2

    At this time I need a cook more than a cock!

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  21. Retweeted
    Apr 1

    Q. What's the difference between Vijay Mallya and Gautam Gambhir? A. Gautam Gambhir didn't get the credit

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