questions for the mun, regarding the muse.

1. What makes you the most emotional about your muse?
2. What made you decide to write this muse?
3. If you could change one event in your muse’s life (in their main or canon verse), what would you change?
4. If you could tell your muse one thing, what would you tell them?
   
5. If you could give your muse one gift, what would you give them?
6. If you had to take one positive thing away from your muse, what would you take away?
7. If you could “borrow” one aspect of your muse and apply it to yourself or your own life, what would you borrow?
   
8. Do you genuinely want your muse to be happy? What do you think would make them most happy in life?
9. Do you enjoy putting your muse through angst? What do you think would break their heart the most?
10. What do you love about your muse?
11. What do you hate about your muse?
    
12. What about your muse amuses you?
13. What about your muse makes you sad?
14. How would you describe your muse to someone about to meet them, in person, for the first time?
    
15. Would you like your muse as a person if you met them in real life?
16. In what ways are you better than your muse? In what ways are they better than you?
17. Why do you think you connect to your muse?
18. What aspect of your muse’s personality is most important to you? What aspect of your muse’s personality do you think is most important to them? Is it the same? Why or why not?
19. If you had to judge your muse and sentence them to a “fair” fate, what would your judgement be? Would you punish them? Reward them? How?
20. [come up with your own question for the mun, regarding the muse]
    

RPers, please reblog this if you’re okay with ICONLESS threads!

you love your muse, yes, we know, you love your muse so much, they’re the light of your life, you love them so much, you just love your muse, we KNOW , you love your muse you fucking love your muse ok we know, we get it, YOU LOVE YOUR MUSE. WE GET IT.

Send me “+” for a completely irrelevant headcanon about my muse!

I.e., all the tiny little headcanons that never come up in writing because they just don’t matter that much, but that we have/think about anyways.

RPers, please reblog this if you’re ok with para responses that don’t include dialogue.

        Often it seems like an expectation that dialogue will be exchanged in every para response, but sometimes characters are nonverbal, or don’t have anything to say, or are in a situation that would make talking impractical. If the writer puts enough attention into describing their actions, though, there’s still plenty to respond to even without dialogue.
        Non-dialogue responses are not “going nowhere.” Non-dialogue responses are not “filler.” Non-dialogue responses are not non-responses.

• “You sicken me.”
• “Get a real job! And some pants!”
• “Yes, yes, I’m fine. Actually, no, I just broke up with my boyfriend.”
• “Why aren’t you good at this?”
• “Oh, things are looking up. I got a brochure from that convent.”
• “I didn’t know blind dates could be this much fun.”
• “We’re being awfully grown up about this, huh?”
• “Excuse me. I have to go listen to one of my mom’s Janis Ian albums.”
• “So… whaddaya say we go out and cruise for chicks?”
• “Yeah, I can handle this.”
• “On your mark, get set, drool.”
• “To this day, whenever I burp, it smells like pepperoni.”
• “And I guess the best thing about me is that I’m a big dweeb.”
• “On weekends, I like to cut loose with haiku.”
• “I have a dark side. I’ve gotten my fair share of parking tickets.”
• “Oh no, time for plan B- oh, no, there is no plan B.”
• “You look tired. Maybe you should go home.”
• “So, for the tux, powder blue or maroon?”
• “I promised myself I wouldn’t cry.”
  
• “Can we go to a restaurant? It’s been three days and no one’s fed me.”
  
• “So how’s your love life been going?”
  

• “I got books on the shelf, but who reads?”
  
• “When you die, I’ll be outside.”
  
• “You’ll pay for this, in Odin’s name.”
  
• “I’m probably dying.”
  
• “Most skeletons are harmless.”
  
• “I think that’s disgusting, and it’s upsetting, alright?”
  
• “I’m pretty and pushy.”
  
• “No no, please don’t cry. Why can’t you be smooth?”
  
• “Mm. I’m just gonna wait here.”
  
• “Last night I met this guy online! Yay!”
  
• “It wasn’t that fun, you moron. Don’t ever do that.”
  
• “I think your breath is like… well, maybe it’s like a dead rodent.”
  
• “I wouldn’t get a tattoo on the face, unless it’s of a mask.”
  
• “If you’re comfortable, I may just touch you on the elbow or something.”
  
• “Like I always said, these waffles are gourmet.”
  
• “I’m available. Whaddaya say?”
  
• “That’s right, I’m pretty.”
  
• “Where are you going with that knife?”
  
• “I may need a kidney, but it’s all good.”
  
• “Why are you, you know… always angry, okay?”
  
• “I wasn’t loved as a baby.”
  
• “I’m the best driver. I back up all the time.”
  
• “Did I mention that I never PLANNED to serve you rodent meat?”
  
• “Ah, you’re marvelous! Hot dog, I love you!”
  
• “You can joke all night, but no more kung fu.”
  
• “A friend? Never.”
  
• “Wow, you smell good. What is that, pine?”
  
• “Kill Dracula at once. That’s what I would do.”
  
• “I’m crying inside of me.”
  
• “I’m gonna rest cuz I’m the best.”
  
• “We can go punch out those guys and face our phobia.”
  
• “Am I gracious? Yeah.”
  
• “I’d kill for a cookie.”
  
• “I dare you to spit in that guy’s drink.”
  

• “Don’t worry, I brought mashed potatoes.” 
• “I was fully clothed, at least.” 
• “Good for you, champ. Good for you.”
• “Now you have a great story to tell for the rest of your life.” 
• “Are church parking lots consecrated ground?”
• “Was it fun, though?” 
• “Mashed potatoes and Raisinettes, the traditional holiday meal.”
  
• “I know you have very strong feelings about this, but I, on the other hand, don’t.”
• “Have I become a cliche?”
• “So now you’re single and ready to mingle! Can’t help you with that.”
• “Do you think I should start a cult? Or maybe just a commune. Cult is a bit strong.”
• “I’ve plateaued on attractiveness.”
• “You’ve never even seen my vagina.”
• “Death. I wish death on you all.”
• “I’m just trying to pretend to be a cat here. Please leave me alone.”
• “This is the dance move for ‘grave.’”
• “Sparkling grape juice in a green Solo cup. Classy as hell.”
  
• “I’m sorry, I’m just looking for more in a man than having seven cows.”
• “I would be an excellent matchmaker in 18th century Russia.”
• “It’s not that I’m particularly strong or anything. I just shout a lot.”
  
• “It was like a middle school dance. A middle school dance with hardcore grinding.”
• “If I have to hear ‘It’s Cold Outside’ one more time, I am doing something drastic to the speaker system.”
  
• “The party don’t stop until I take my mashed potatoes and leave.”
  
• “I don’t go to confessional. I do stand-up comedy.”
  
• “You brighten my life, I want you to know that.”
  
• “Should we leave these lights up year-round? I vote yes.”
  
• “That is the most seductively I’ve seen anyone eat mashed potatoes.”
  

• “I’ve got a really big cardboard box, so… tobogganing?”
  
• “God, ‘tobogganing’ sounds so dirty.”
  
• “Should I just… dive at this hill?”
  
• “WITNESS ME!!!”
  
• “Well, that didn’t work as expected.”
  
• “Oh, man, that’s a lot of snow in my groin.”
  
• “The important thing is that you tried your best.”
  
• “You look like you’re preparing to be crucified.”
  
• “Oh, typical Sunday afternoon. A little sledding, a little crucifixion.”
  
• “Do you wanna sled down together?”
  
• “Fuck, I thought you were good at steering!”
  
• “Alright, then, YOU wanna steer?”
  
• “Leave me here. It’s alright. My troubles don’t matter anymore.”
  
• “My spirit is strong, but my hands are weak. My hands are the fucking family disappointment.”
  
• “Go for it. Be brave. Gravity is your ally.”
  
• “Oh, these mittens are woefully insufficient.”
• “Are we the people who die in the first two minutes of an X-Files episode?”
  
• “If you hear me scream, just know that it’s probably aliens.”
  
• “AAAAAAAAAHHH!!! No, that was actually just snow down the back of my neck, not aliens. Never mind.”
  
• “My gloves aren’t touch-screen compatible- could you take our selfie?”
  
• “Come with me. We can sled away from all the worries of this mortal earth.”
  
• “Wow, you take pretty big steps for someone with such small legs.”
  
• “You wanna build a gingerbread house? The last time I made one, it got thrown in the dumpster because it was a disappointment to humanity, but there’s always another shot. Literally another shot, because the last time I made one I was drunk off my ass.”
  
• “I HEAR THOSE SLEIGH BELLS JINGLIN RING TING TINGLIN TOOOO”
  
• “Well, that’s definitely cursed.”
  
• “You want hot chocolate? I’ve got the shit with the marshmallows.”