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    22. Nov. 2016

    [father & son looking up at the night sky—observing starlight from millions of yrs ago] son, the most important thing in this world is money

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    10. Mai

    thinking about Him

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    me, about to have explosive diarrhea in one of those movies where you have to stay silent to survive: well,, this is how i die

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    vor 20 Stunden

    Ben Shapiro didn't take a crap until he was married. Saved up years and years of turds then unleashed them all on his wedding night. Holding onto the toilet for dear life, completely nude and screaming with pleasure

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    9. Mai

    what fetus looks like at 6 weeks vs. what republicans think a fetus looks like at 6 weeks

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    9. Mai

    found my new favorite instagram today

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    9. Mai

    A woman dropped her phone into the ocean in Norway, only to have it returned by a friendly beluga whale.

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    9. Mai

    earth: you brought the measles back humans: yup earth: and you're gonna kill a million animal species humans: yup earth: and you shortened my life span to probably the next 50 years humans: [shrug] sure earth: [looking off into space] 𝘪 𝘮𝘪𝘴𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘰𝘴𝘢𝘶𝘳𝘴

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    9. Mai

    I guess I always knew “Walt” was short for “Walter” but the name “Walter Disney” sounds absolutely insane to me. I hate it

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    21. Juni 2017

    [late capitalism grocery store] mom: what kindof cereal do you want? me: cheerios for men

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  11. 8. Mai

    finger wagging boomers: you’d save more money if you kids didn’t go out to restaurants! boomers as soon as we stop eating at restaurants: millennials are killing the food service industry!

    The average adult in the USA spends $1,497 a month on nonessential items. All told, that's roughly $18,000 a year on things we can all do without.
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    8. Mai

    ah yes, the notoriously wasteful and nonessential activity of lunch

    The average adult in the USA spends $1,497 a month on nonessential items. All told, that's roughly $18,000 a year on things we can all do without.
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    7. Mai

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    7. Mai

    Local authorities kept this cell phone video from Sandra Bland a secret for 4 years. Local journalists fought to get it released. Sandra Bland knew her rights. She never should've been arrested and threatened in the first place. A gross abuse of power from this officer.

    Sandra Bland Cell Phone Video Finally Released
    After four years of keeping the fact that Sandra Bland filmed her own arrest a secret, local journalists finally obtained and released it. She never should've been arrested in the first place.
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  15. 6. Mai

    considering shedding this mortal coil,, and becoming a Big Business

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  16. 6. Mai

    if you think the starbucks cup gaffe in GoT was bad, wait until the last episode, when bud light knight impales cersei lannister on a jousting rod made of beer cans

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  17. 6. Mai

    GoT seasons 1-6: all is precarious. your favorite characters will die in a symphony of fire and blood. if you’re lucky, the creators just might let tyrion live GoT now: jon sits on the iron throne & shouts “dilly dilly,” cersei slips on 30 banana peels & falls out an open window

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    5. Mai

    Likely reasons you can't get a girlfriend: - You are an asshole. - You have poor hygiene habits. - You are too scared to even ask girls out. Unlikely reasons you can't get a girlfriend: - postmodern neo-marxists have infiltrated the universities.

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    6. Mai

    my favorite show in the entire world forgot a STARBUCKS COFFEE CUP ON THE TABLE WHILE FILMING

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    5. Mai

    Great episode about Florida's systematic torture and subsequent ridicule of its most vulnerable citizens at the hands of a ruthless and elite business cartel, aided (as always) by the media class.

    In Ep 75, "The Trouble with Florida Man", we detail the rightwing forces that make "Florida Man" possible and discuss the viral appeal of socially acceptable poor-shaming. With guest .
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    3. Mai

    This is the best tik tok everyone else can log off

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