atwq:

garfieldtaxidermy:

You are a fool. When you walk clown music plays. 

britt-jaqueline:

Glossier pop-up

Wynwood Walls, Miami

Art Deco inspired interior

raichuu:

im majoring in worms and minoring in saying the f word

lizzey:

gayhaircut:

gayhaircut:

honestly if someone tenderly cradled my face i think at this point i would probably blackout

ladies are u all ok

no

purronronner:

jewlikeruth:

snorlaxatives:

unculture:

snorlaxatives:

no offense to people named aaron but who the fuck decided two a’s were necessary??? now i can’t converse with someone named aaron without calling them a-aron

not to be That Bitch but it’s another example of an anglicized disaster of a name from biblical hebrew, which was aharon and imo infinitely more badass than aaron

others in this cursed category: elisheva (elizabeth), yirmiyahu (jeremy), mikha-el (michael), matisyahu (matthew), shoshana (susanna)

you really are that bitch huh i feel educated as fuck right now

Here I always thought the double a was a mistake caused by Moses having a stutter.

Aron: Moses, my long-lost brother!

Moses: A-aron, it’s g-good to see you!

Aaron: well I guess that’s my name now

drtanner:

spicywillgraham:

andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

allo-nsy:

Dirt

Funeral Home

Weed

Grass

Holy Water

Laundromat

Leather

New Zealand 

Play-Doh 

Wet Garden

Tomato

Suntan Lotion

Sex on the Beach

Riding Crop

Soap

And Finally, Swimming Pool

The laundromat one actually smells really good, but when people asked me what scent i was wearing i was like ‘ummmmmmmmm’

catch me out here in my custom weed, holy water and riding crop scent I call it eau de sex positive portland youth pastor 

Christ, you can’t imagine how desperate I am to smell like Leather.

systemshocker:

(elderly woman voice) back in my day.. there were no shitty hentai games for horny anime perverts on steam……… and we played team fortress 2….. i was a demoman main………… aauuhhhhhh *coughs and dies from secret diseases*

levicorp:

when people tell me stupid things ive done in the past