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Thu June 20, 2019
	King County, Washington, has spent over $27,000 in attorney fees prosecuting one particularly ornery kitty cat source: mynorthwest.com \| share:	8
	If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. But if you do succeed, immediately go back and steal eight more bottles of liquor source: pjstar.com \| share:	4
	Old and busted: flesh eating crocodile in Australia. New hotness: flesh eating Krokodil in Australia source: abc.net.au \| share:	13
	Theme of Farktography Contest No. 737: "Golly G". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme source: farktography.com \| share:	32

Wed June 19, 2019
	Sure, there are quite a few cops who like to present a certain amount of bluster in their social media posts. Normally, this does not result in 72 officers simultaneously being placed on administrative duty source: 6abc.com \| share:	20
	Building contractor decides giant brick inlay depicting handguns is a great idea for exterior wall of new high school. "They had really good intentions, but they obviously aren't aware of the situation going on nationally with school shootings" source: helenair.com \| share:	22
	Syrian refugee arrested in Pittsburgh on charges of terrorism and providing aid to ISIS source: wtae.com \| share:	75
	Bad: getting creeped out over a tick bite. Really bad: getting airlifted out of the woods over a tick bite source: nbcmontana.com \| share:	37
	Missouri sheriff and Wilford Brimley cosplayer fires deputy that planned to run against him. Diabeetus source: semissourian.com \| share:	27
	French student missed their bus, crashed their car and were dropped off at their exams by police. The Aristocrats source: bbc.com \| share:	15
	Man turns himself in after his Facebook wanted poster gets 29,000 likes source: courant.com \| share:	17
	Sex Cult Leader found guilty, and not of having a Sex Pistols-slash-My Life With the Thrill Kill Kult smash up band source: abc7.com \| share:	52
	Mythbusters crew seen walking away nonchalantly source: breaking911.com \| share:	28
	Photoshop this tractor source: i.imgur.com \| share:	16
	Meh, those Canadian cities all look alike source: ctvnews.ca \| share:	40
	For the last time, it's pronounced Gah-noose source: pittsburgh.cbslocal.com \| share:	41
	Porn writer: Okay, so what if the guy breaks into his neighbor's house to steal cigarettes, but when he finds her sleeping he starts rubbing her feet? Editors: That's ridiculous. Real life: Go on source: toledoblade.com \| share:	37
	No source: sfgate.com \| share:	131
	And Pornhub reportedly in talks to option their life story source: lawandcrime.com \| share:	95
	Hide your wife, hide your dog. Mutant 'porn star' fleas with giant penises are invading British homes source: thescottishsun.co.uk \| share:	19
	British royal escort involved in a car crash, injuring woman. This is not a repeat from 1997 source: usatoday.com \| share:	5
	It turns out the Scottish are bigger skints than blootered jakes source: independent.co.uk \| share:	15
	City breaks ground on a new city plaza to serve as a "commemorative public space" for the Leather Community. Surprisingly, article is not about Palm Beach, FL source: sf.curbed.com \| share:	16
	Cool: using sand to make grave marker readable. Hero: Sand from Omaha Beach on a marker in American Military Cemetery, Normandy source: twistedsifter.com \| share:	20
	Googling 'How to Fake a Heart Attack' is no way to plan a robbery, son source: kfiam640.iheart.com \| share:	18
	70% of drivers don't think they'll get pulled over while high, which finally solves this mystery of why 30% of people are such horrible drivers source: wtop.com \| share:	61
	Photoshop ox45tallboy's ass-kicking nephew source: fark.com \| share:	22
	Tube pusher took £600 of crack. Oh geez, British cop math... 6 shillings per quid... 28 grams per bushels, 16 ounces per pound means ... he smoked 8 kilos? Ease up there Mr. Smoke Too Much source: bbc.com \| share:	21
	Happy Juneteenth Day source: pennlive.com \| share:	54
	"Squirrel problem" shuts down Kentucky Internet project funding. Drew denies all wrongdoing source: lex18.com \| share:	28
	He also lost a Honus Wagner, and a rare football card of Tom Brady congratulating an opposing QB who defeated him in a Super Bowl worth $12,000 source: chicago.cbslocal.com \| share:	62
	Scientists challenge the notion of binary sexuality with naming of a new plant species. Of course it's a tomato - we still don't know if it's a vegetable or a fruit source: eurekalert.org \| share:	65
	Get Cultured, Shakenly. Buffalo, New York. June 20th - *Added a thing for Saturday source: fark.com \| share:	44
	Some people celebrate with fireworks, others with assault rifles source: liveleak.com \| share:	36
	There are no laws preventing seniors from owning property in Canada even if they are blind. Homeowner did not see that coming source: cbc.ca \| share:	38
	Hey babe, take a walk on the wild side through 11 landmarks in gay New York source: nytimes.com \| share:	14
	Actually officer, I wasn't blitzed, that severed torso in the passenger seat was driving source: wndu.com \| share:	16
	Nigerian zoo denies that a rogue gorilla ate all their cash source: foxnews.com \| share:	13
	There are actually sunken WW1 battleships up for sale on eBay, but the shipping will kill you source: bbc.com \| share:	23
	The gun believed to be the gun Vincent van Gogh used to commit suicide was auctioned for $145,000. He shot himself in 1890 but the gun was not located until the late 1960s, in a field nearby where he shot himself source: uk.reuters.com \| share:	43
	Sometimes the headline gives very little information, sometimes just the right amount. This headline does neither. Good luck getting the mental images out of your head, especially with accompanying pics source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	59
	Alex Jones' lawyer says that when Jones said, on air of opposing counsel "One million dollars, one million dollars you little gang member. One million dollars to put your head on a pike. ..I am going to get your ass," he :"was not threatening" him source: lawandcrime.com \| share:	81
	Largest Washington State National Guard exercise in a decade to be held in the Yakima desert, where troops can train against Sand People and possibly buy droids from Jawas source: kiro7.com \| share:	26
	Lamborghini Countach belonging to billionaire James Stunt found burnt down to its frame along a roadside. Perhaps he'd been attempting some sort of exciting but risky maneuver before the crash source: thedrive.com \| share:	49
	Airline: Sorry we couldn't fly you to where you paid for, good luck or something. Pilot: I got this source: msn.com \| share:	82
	India will overtake China as worlds most populous country in less than 10 years source: edition.cnn.com \| share:	61
	It is Circumcision Season in the Philippines. Line forms to the right source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	68
	Old & Busted: Gun control. New hotness: McFlurry control (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share:	22
	Samsung tweets on checking your smart TV for viruses, then deletes it. It's like they know something already source: theregister.co.uk \| share:	42
	UPDATE: The methed-out attack squirrel is okay and not actually methed-out according to (checks notes) a Facebook live video posted by the man accused of mething out the squirrel while still laying low from the cops source: waff.com \| share:	9

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