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The Sexy, sexy Post-It Tao of Silver Tigress Marianne Williamson
Hippie chicks do a lot of stuff that other chicks just won't do.
Jimmy Carter: Trump wasn't legitimately elected
Weird that media/elite fears about delegitimizing a president were so acute in 2009 but then went right the eff out the window in 2017
Meanwhile, Drudge is busy hyping global warming scare stories, as usual:
FRANCE HOTTEST DAY IN HISTORY!
MANURE EXPLODES IN SPAIN
RED WARNING ITALY

Why don't you pour yourself a nice tall glass of dick and chill out, Susan.
Someone keeps linking JV Last at the Cuckshed multiple days in a row as if he might need a job there soon
As usual, I find Hot Air's headlines stocked full of the #SalonHot25 and Twitter Cosplay Conservatives. I wonder why. What's David Frum thinking? Click on Hot Air to find out. Next Hot Air hire: the Severely Conservative Ana Navarro
Did we really need JV Last to inform us that the top four polling Democrats are the top four Democrat candidates? What insight. Almost as probing as his endless examinations of Marvel superhero movies and Disney Princesses. Oh, and Which Logos He Likes.
Hot Air Headlines: Your exclusive chance to read AllahPundit's entire Twitter Timeline.
The Muslim Plot to Bomb a Black Church the Media Won't Talk About
The bomber was a "heavily vetted" Syrian refugee who had been arrested THREE TIMES for supporting ISIS.
[ArthurK]
The Pentagon has a device that can identify people without seeing their face. "It can pick up on a unique cardiac signature from 200 meters away, even through clothes," [dri]
Yes, we'll definitely have a debate thread (or two, or three, depending on interest) tonight.
I can't promise that I'll be totally paying attention, but then, you can't make me that promise either.
LOL:
Security person outside debate site just now : "are you here to pick up press credentials?"
John Hickenlooper: "...I'm a candidate"
Shep Smith They're-Eating-Babies-In-the-Superdome Alert: They're close to eating babies at the border
The % chance of Baby-Eating has risen to 36%. But it feels like 45% when you adjust for humidity.
This is what happens when you don't have a life. "All-Star" list of readers to live stream the Mueller Report. Talk about Trump Derangement Syndrome. Wonder if Captain Bill or Charlie 3-Wives will be there to towel the "All-Stars" off. [Mis. Hum.]
In San Francisco, pot's legal, and most drug laws are unenforced, but they've banned the sale of e-cigs
Because it seems vaguely "like" smoking, which is the only vice that Gentry Liberals have agreed is a true sin.
Archivists who bought a stash of CDs at a house clearance sale found 2,400 photos of Ground Zero in New York taken following the 9/11 attacks in 2001. Full story can be read Here. [dri]
More from the Democrat Party's annual conference: Red and Proud: Communist Party USA celebrates centenary in Chicago [CBD]
Forgotten 80s Mystery Click
Hints (easy): the song playing in the dance in Meatballs; sung by someone whose hobbies include selling soda pop and the area code theory of permissible lycanthropy
Forgotten 80s Mystery Click
The words "tiller" and "tillerman" in the last thread put this piece of hot garbage into my head. Further hints: A song about stiffing Charon.
Oh wow, this is the worst cheese I've ever posted.
This has all of the pomp and pretension of early 80s heavy metal, but mixed with the lamest, gayballziest synthesizers and Riverdance.
Oooh boy. It just gets worse and worse. It's like a waking nightmare of cringe.
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