Your Pal Billy!

@Your_Pal_Billy

Emotional Support DILF. Cis-Het. You don't need to take me seriously because I put pronouns in my bio - He/Him - Himbo with a masters degree.

Prole, Iowa
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Joined March 2013
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    2 Jan 2020

    Billy's Rules for Posting: 2020 Edition 1. Never log off 2. As long as you get the last word in, you're not owned 3. All content is good content 4. When in doubt, double down 5. If someone is offended, it means they have no sense of humor 6. Never a bad gif. EVER 1/69

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  2. Apr 24

    We need to have a serious conversation about why the state seal of New Jersey features a woman impaling a wizard hat on a spear.

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  3. Apr 23

    My favorite thing about Turning Red is that the third act climax is instigated by someone mistaking Toledo, OH for Toronto, ON

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  4. Apr 23

    I’m sorry WHAT?

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  5. Apr 23

    Fellas, is it gay to like vanilla?

    why are you as a man ordering flavoured syrups with your iced coffee
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  6. Apr 23

    When she wants to use her her vibrator On you

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  7. Apr 23

    When I check the cement on the drive way I just repaved myself

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  8. Apr 23

    Liberals seeing the Cawthorn pics: What a disgrace! This freak needs to be removed from office! Leftists seeing the Cawthorn pics: I wish a quirked up disabled femboy would spit in my mouth

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  9. Apr 23

    ‘I thought we were helping them’: The Dark History of Bum Fights

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  10. Apr 23

    If you can’t You don’t handle me deserve me at my at my

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  11. Apr 23

    Jim Carrey: “Somebody stop me!” Audiences in 1997: This is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen

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  12. Retweeted
    Apr 23

    Love how tolerant and accepting Dems are. Al Franken had allegations of sexual misconduct, “Iona Traylor” (nice job judging people for having a home you consider low class), and saying this doesn’t show family values is judgy as hell and shows what you think of cross dressing.

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  13. Apr 22

    Me and the boys getting ready to hit the town on Friday night

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  14. Retweeted
    Apr 22

    What A Fool Believes By the Doobie Brothers

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    Apr 22

    Easy there kitty that’s some big meat

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  16. Apr 22

    I'd like to see Joe Brandon and those antifa punks try to take away my parental right to know who my kid's teacher has sex with.

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  17. Apr 22

    I am so sick of the kids these days, what with their MTV and vidya games.

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  18. Apr 21

    Never logging off

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  19. Apr 21

    RT this if you lost your virginity to some guy named Kevin. Trying to see something

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  20. Apr 21

    Skittles are a great candy, but it’s a shame 20% off the bag is absolute TRASH

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  21. Apr 21

    It was never about “protecting kids” Conservatives just really hate sex and don’t want you to have any.

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