Cafe Artist (2015)

Actors: Brooke Behmke (actor), Damon Bonetti (actor), Gabriel Brandis (actor), Robin Brecker (actor), Richard Chan (actor), Roberto Chavez (actor), Josh Foli (actor), David Gillespie (actor), Johnny Giordano (actor), Fred Gusoff (actor), Fred Gusoff (actor), Rick Haymes (actor), Victor Rodriguez (actor), James Teesdale (actor), Ron Bauman (actor),

Genres: Comedy,
Taglines: Will, owner of a small cafe and struggling to keep business afloat next to coffee giant Javaworks, hires artist Jennifer who challenges Will's comfort in the status quo by painting a whole new picture of the coffee business.

Chosen - Book Trailer (2014)

Actors: Tim Beckmann (actor), Jay Benedict (actor), Geoff Cooper (actor), John Schwab (actor), Glenn Wrage (actor), Christine St John (actress), Darrell Alden (producer), Darrell Alden (director), Damian Townend (editor),

Genres: Short, Thriller,

Odd Jobs (2014)

Actors: Mick Blue (actor), Xander Corvus (actor), James Deen (actor), Mo (actor), Will Powers (actor), Toni Ribas (actor), Veronica Avluv (actress), Brooklyn Chase (actress), Kaylynn (actress), Holly Michaels (actress), Lizz Tayler (actress), Jonathan Morgan (director), Enigma (editor), Mo (miscellaneous crew), Mo (miscellaneous crew),

Genres: Adult, Comedy,

Sharp (2013)

Actors: Matt Boland (actor), Cooper Bombadil (actor), Jon Briddell (actor), Justin Cone (actor), Dave Conedera (actor), Dennis Delsing (actor), Hal Elrod (actor), Britt George (actor), David Ghilardi (actor), Wes Goddard (actor), Tom Gurnee (actor), Steve Hanks (actor), Riley Hayes (actor), Jack Hooker (actor), Mark Berry (actor),

Genres: Comedy, Drama,

Interface (2011)

Actors: Robert Bhola (actor), Harun Bogoreh (actor), Simon-Pierre Boisvenue (actor), Ryan Brooks (actor), Ben Hudson (actor), Juan Jaramillo (actor), Dimitri Jean-Paul (actor), Mark Krey (actor), Kevin Lee (actor), Charles Lemay (actor), Jonathan Marquis (actor), Billy May (actor), Micheal McGuire (actor), Ryan McGuire (actor), Pierre-Olivier Beaulac (actor),

Plot: It is at a Deaf club that a low immersion Virtual Reality system engineer, JASON SMITH, encountered the odd mannered, eccentric, and wicked anarchist for the first time. She had this peculiar way of leading a bunch of male fans into following her around everywhere she went. At first, it didn't seem to peak his interest until he saw one of the fans dropping his video-gadget. Destination: At Dawn, at the Lees bus station. Early in the morning, the Lee's bus station is quiet and empty. There are no buses or any people around. It is by surprise that he sees one of the anarchist's fans showing up and stealing his video-gadget before running away. He follows him with difficulty until he appears in front of the anarchist's special store, uPlump (In American Sign Language (ASL) it means "you (u) sign fluently (plump)"). When entering the store, he notices all the specially designed gadgets that are made for both the Hearing and Deaf individuals in favour of the Deaf culture. Then suddenly, the wicked anarchist signals him, already expecting him. She convinces him to try her secret innovation the same day at 9:00pm. The location of her new innovation is behind the uPlump store where there is an entrance leading to a strange underground hallway. This is where JASON SMITH, the low immersion VR engineer, took awareness of this newly invented VR game. But, what he didn't know, was that VICTORIA MERLE, the wicked anarchist, knew that JASON SMITH would be tempted to copy her secretly patented VR system. In fact, that's exactly why she wants him to "test" it. Because, once you test it, there's no turning back, you're under intensive brainwashing.

Keywords: american-sign-language, virtual-reality
Genres: Sci-Fi,
Taglines: An Hi-Tech anarchist taking control over the mind of a corrupted conformist. 1st Canadian American Sign Language Feature

Oh No Its Kato! (2006)

Actors: Bob Anderson (actor), Bob Anderson (actor), Bruce Brandon (actor), Bruce Brandon (actor), Addison Fitzgerald (actor), Addison Fitzgerald (actor), Addison Fitzgerald (actor), Waitman Gobble (actor), Waitman Gobble (actor), Waitman Gobble (actor), Kato Kaelin (actor), Kato Kaelin (actor), David Putkonen (actor), David Putkonen (actor), Bob Anderson (actor),

Plot: Kato Kaelin takes his quick wit and sharp tongue to hotspots around the world, and gives no quarter in the process. Crashing the sidelines for the inside story at the Lingerie Bowl to sneaking into the Spring Break bikini pageant in Cancun, Kato maintains a breakneck pace of comedy and adventure.

Genres: Comedy, Documentary, Short,

The Aristocrats (2005)

Actors: Chris Albrecht (actor), Jason Alexander (actor), Hank Azaria (actor), Steven Banks (actor), Shelley Berman (actor), Lewis Black (actor), David Brenner (actor), Mario Cantone (actor), Drew Carey (actor), George Carlin (actor), Mark Cohen (actor), Billy Connolly (actor), Tim Conway (actor), Pat Cooper (actor), Chris Albrecht (actor),

Plot: Comedy veterans and co-creators Penn Jillette and Paul Provenza capitalize on their insider status and invite over 100 of their closest friends--who happen to be some of the biggest names in entertainment, from George Carlin, Whoopi Goldberg and Drew Carey to Gilbert Gottfried, Bob Saget, Paul Reiser and Sarah Silverman--to reminisce, analyze, deconstruct and deliver their own versions of the world's dirtiest joke, an old burlesque too extreme to be performed in public, called "The Aristocrats."

Keywords: 2000s, 69-sex-position, aborted-fetus, accent, amish, anal-sex, anilingus, anti-semitism, anus, aristocrat
Genres: Comedy, Documentary,
Taglines: 100 Superstar Comedians. One Very Dirty Joke. A family walks into a talent agent's office. What happens next is . . . No Nudity No Violence Unspeakable Obscenity 100 Comedians. One Very Dirty Joke.

Quotes:

Sarah Silverman: Joe Franklin loved The Aristocrats. He was like our rehearsal director when dad and my brother weren't there, and my mother and my nana weren't there. I was on his show... he said it wasn't a taped show, but we, like, did a show... yeah, it was his office. But he had a bed in it, like a couch... that he called "Uncle Joe's Bed for Little People", because a couch is like a bed for little people, y'know... Joe Franklin raped me.

Robin Williams: This is a joke that's pretty much exclusive to show business. You never hear a physicist going, "It's a muon, you cunt!"

Carrie Fisher: My mother was a golden shower queen.

Bob Saget: Can I get a copy of this? I'd like to send it to the kids from the show "Full House".

Joe Franklin: A man walks into a talent agent's office and says that he has an act...

Kyle: Cart-, Cart-, Cartman, I don't want to...::Cartman: [cutting off Kyle] Kyle! Will you hold on, please.

Kyle: [after Cartman finishes the joke] I don't get it.::Cartman: [pauses] Neither do I.

Cartman: You guys want to hear a funny joke my grandpa told me?::Kyle: No.

[as she gropes two stuffed animals]::Rita Rudner: Where did these people find employment? How did they develop this act? What made them think that this... this was entertaining?

Pat Cooper: My grandmother, on the stage, has an abortion! Gives birth to a three-pound Shetland pony! My grandfather is the jockey, comes in third and paid $2.80!

Anacondas: The Hunt for the Blood Orchid (2004)

Actors: Andy Anderson (actor), Denis Arndt (actor), Eugene Byrd (actor), Morris Chestnut (actor), Peter Curtin (actor), Khoa Do (actor), Nicholas Gonzalez (actor), Nicholas Hope (actor), Matthew Marsden (actor), Johnny Messner (actor), Andre Tandjung (actor), Karl Yune (actor), Salli Richardson-Whitfield (actress), KaDee Strickland (actress), Aireti (actor),

Plot: In New York, the ambitious Dr. Jack Byron and his associate Gordon Mitchell present the research of his assistant Sam Rogers to the CEO and board of directors of a corporation to sponsor a scientific expedition to Borneo. The objective is to find a flower, Blood Orchid, that flourishes for a couple of weeks every seven years and could be a fountain of youth, prolonging the expectation of life of human beings. They are succeeded and once in Borneo, they realize that it is the raining season and there is no boat available to navigate on the river. They pay US$ 50,000.00 to convince Captain Bill Johnson and his partner Tran to sail to the location. After an accident in a waterfall, the survivors realize that a pack of anacondas have gathered for mating and their nest is nearby the plantation of Blood Orchid, which made them bigger and bigger.

Keywords: anaconda, animal-attack, b-movie, bar, betrayal, blood, boat, boat-accident, borneo, camera
Genres: Adventure, Horror, Thriller,
Taglines: The hunters will become the hunted.

Quotes:

Bill Johnson: It's mating season.::Cole Burris: What so you're tellin' me there's some snake orgy going on in the jungle?::Bill Johnson: Yeah, something like that

Gordon Mitchell: You mention "food" once more and I'm voting you off this island.

Cole Burris: I had this friend, who had this friend who shot documentaries, and he and his whole crew went down to the Amazon, and they were all eaten by snakes, and thats a true story::Gordon Mitchell: Come on Cole, you new a guy who new a guy. That's an urban Myth.

Gordon Mitchell: Are you okay now?::Gail Stern: Yeah, I'm fine. And keep your hands off of me!::Gordon Mitchell: It might be hard, but I'll try!

Gail Stern: Hey! Over here bitch!

[last lines]::Gail Stern: So how much further to my bath?::Bill Johnson: Kotabaru? I'd say... another day downriver.::Cole Burris: Another day? I'm not rowing another day, homeboy.::Bill Johnson: All right. Let's see, we got this shortcut right up -::Sam Rogers, Cole Burris, Gail Stern: No!

Gail Stern: Can you hear me now? Shit. Can you hear me now? Can you hear me now?::Cole Burris: WE can!::Gail Stern: Can you hear me now?::[Gail plunges into the river]::Gordon Mitchell: Hey Gail, can you hear me now?

Dr. Ben Douglas: [the expedition is wading through a marsh - Ben starts humming the theme from "Jaws"] Duuh, dum, duuh, dum. Dum dum dum dum dum dum...::Gail Stern: Stop that, or I swear to God I'll kill you! [Ben gets pulled under the water]

Sam Rogers: We're in the middle of the jungle Jack, at this point your authority is what we say it is.

Cole Burris: I'm so hungry, I'd sell my Grandmother for a tic tac!

Killer Instinct (2004)

Actors: Johnny Cuthbert (actor), Johnny Cuthbert (actor), Michael DeWilde (actor), Benjamin Easterday (actor), Philip Granger (actor), Chris Kalhoon (actor), Chris Kalhoon (actor), Kelly Miller (actor), Todd Mosher (actor), Nazar Poverlo (actor), Brent Stait (actor), Brent Stait (actor), John Strohmaier (actor), José Vargas (actor), Robert Baker (actor),

Genres: Short, Thriller,

The Price of a Broken Heart (1999)

Actors: Terry Beaver (actor), Dan Biggers (actor), Dan Byrd (actor), Timothy Carhart (actor), Steve Coulter (actor), Wilbur Fitzgerald (actor), Chad Fullerton (actor), Seth Hendricks (actor), Adam Holder (actor), Rodney L. James (actor), Ashley Josey (actor), Peter Katona (actor), Ray McKinnon (actor), Danny Nelson (actor), Stephen Michael Ayers (actor),

Plot: Fact-based story about a landmark legal battle. A woman (Park Overall) learns that her husband has been having a very open affair with his secretary (Laura Innes) and has promised marriage. The wife sues for divorce and also sues the secretary based on an obscure law on alienation of affection, which was created to protect married couples from homewreckers. This sets a new court room consideration, as the culpability of the other woman must be defended and removes from consideration the fault of the married partners.

Genres: ,

Quotes:

Lynn: That bitch of an ex-wife of yours is suing me!