Creative As I once told Harold Pinter, creativity is like a third arm, and my job is to help you free it. He ran off screaming, and that became his first play. May 27, 2019 23 and Him Your genetic-test results are in! Good news: you probably won’t develop childhood rickets. Bad news: your DNA matched DNA found at a crime scene. May 20, 2019 The Kentucky Derby, as Told by the Horses Everyone was running, so I ran. I assumed it was a fire alarm. Also, there was a small man clinging to my back. I don’t know why. May 13, 2019 O.K., You Can Get a Dog Losing a pet is difficult. So is burying one, which is something you’ll be doing. This is going to be your dog, not Mommy and Daddy’s. May 6, 2019 In Billionaires Is the Preservation of the World Any billionaire left untapped equals a part of the Earth that will consequently die. April 29, 2019 When You’re Looking for the Very Best You’d be wise to go with one of our competitors. They are all better than us. April 22, 2019 The Best Outdoor Dining in New York City Move over, Benihana—a table in the middle of the West Side Highway is the new dinner and a show. April 15, 2019 #Proletariat You’re never going to apologize for being a bossy, badass babe, elevating the condition of the masses. April 8, 2019 It’s a Flat Earth Government ploys, the visibly straight horizon, the bad-boy seductions of Bill Nye, and other evidence. April 1, 2019 Allergy Forecasts for This Week A high-intensity type of pollen that is worsened by global warming and the resurgence of authoritarian neo-fascism will be noticeable today, and for all foreseeable days. March 25, 2019