*This enhancement was submitted by an anonymous source.*
The California Highway Patrol says it’s the work of three vandals. Calls were made just before 3 p.m. on Sunday reporting three men park a car on the shoulder, run across the southbound lanes with a ladder before one of them climbed on the sign to make it read “Sea World SUCKS.”
And as you know, ‘sucks’ is aquarium slang for ‘keeps tank clean and treats captive animals with respect and dignity’, so we applaud these Signage Liberators bring to the attention of the public what great stewards of the ocean, Sea World is. So long and thanks for all the fish.