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The A League must amend their rules so that if there’s no result after 5 penalties each then the coaches go 1-on-1 like in the Mighty Ducks 2

Weird how when other people talk in movies it’s annoying but when I do it it’s a wonderful accompaniment to the picture, adding interesting facts and a few laughs along the way.

great to log on, see people pleading for others to shower, and know this is a trail of breadcrumbs leading to something disgusting you missed.

Calling art museums and recommending they make all the art twice as large so it can be seen more easily.

Every item in the Ripley’s Believe It or Not museum should include a button where you can vote on whether you believe it or not

I’m the hacker that breaks into politician’s twitter accounts just to like one porn tweet and log out never to be seen again.

Really enjoying everyone’s stories. I would also like to say that all of your mums have only ever been kind to me.

If elected, I will ensure calories are evenly distributed across all food so only the volume matters. Tim-Tams will come in loaves like bread while celery is pushed to the compost bin of history.

Imagining the scrambling editorial meeting happening right now that begins with “So, it looks like going his dead mum might have backfired. No way we could have predicted that"

Part of me worries if the Telegraph starts to feel shame about one thing, it’ll all compound at once and they’ll turn to dust like when you take the ruby necklace off in game of thrones