Mar 21
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The Bookkeeper Comments: “Please Lord make my hand like the other one. OH NOOOO!” (old joke)
Published 1996
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Tagged with: Dennis Nolan • dude • evil children • font problems • Orson Scott Card • puffy shirt • Tor Books • WTF
Sep 03
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Mosquito Wenzi Comments: I need three young people in matching jumpsuits looking incredibly disturbed by a bald head. Can they win the race against time and baldness?
Published 1985
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Tagged with: baldness • damsel • dude • font problems • Luis Royo • Piers Anthony • Tor Books
Jul 17
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It’s a Two-fer Tuesday – A Pair of Parafaith Wars!
Kendall Art Direction: I said I want him studly, you can see his 12-pack through the form-fitting metal space suit! … Well, why else do you think it’s called form-fitting?!
You know what? For the audiobook, just ditch the spacesuit; just show us the 6-pack. … Yes, I said 6-pack; we can’t afford that 12-pack – it’s just an audiobook!
Published 1997
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Tagged with: arms akimbo • bubble helmet • dude • font problems • ill-fitting spacesuit • Joel Richards • Kevin Murphy • L.E. Modesitt Jr. • muscles • shotgun • sixpack abs • Tantor Audio • Tor Books • two-fer
May 21
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Raoul Comments: “Just wanted to let you know I’m in the Olympic torch relay! Now I’ll wall you back up.”
Published 1988
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Tagged with: chains • Edgar Allan Poe • font problems • fool • Halloween • mask • Paul Jennis • puffy shirt • skulls a-poppin' • Tor Books • torch • trilby hat
May 02
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Tom Noir Comments: Oh god, not another race that communicates entirely through interpretive dance!
Published 1999
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Tagged with: aliens • arms akimbo • balls • booties • dude • embossing • font problems • Frederik Pohl • interpretive dance • Jim Burns • shiny • strange creature • Tor Books • white-clothed protagonist
Mar 28
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Good Show Sir Comments: This cover blows.
Published 1988
You might remember this from here.
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Tagged with: blowing • damsel • Dennis Nolan • font problems • jumper • monkeyshines • Orson Scott Card • Tor Books
Mar 12
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Tat Wood Comments: The Northern Line didn’t look this 1980s even in the 1980s.
Sorry for the delay, Tat. Your submissions got caught in my spam folder. Fancy that.
I hereby declare it Tat Wood Week! – GSS Admin
Published 1989
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Tagged with: cars • cleavage • damsel • electricity • font problems • Haircut 100 • lens flare • Luis Royo • necklace • Tor Books • tunnels • Walter Jon Williams
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