@askkakuro

I have known only peace since I found out huskies were big spoiled babies

im pretttyyyy sure its resource-guarding the kid and not being a “spoiled baby”. snapping at an established family member is completely unacceptable lol theyre setting themselves up for a big surprise for encouraging this. huskies have a strong sense of pack order and it will be led to believe it can get anything it so wants if it knows this is how to do it and trust me it will escalate. bad idea not a cute video

The dog actually seems playful and relaxed the whole time to me. I don’t see any signs of stress- no lip licking, excessive panting, or rigid body, which are prevalent in resource guarding. He’s fluid and never actually makes contact with skin when he snips, and doesn’t seem to want to. There doesn’t really seem to be any real upset from the dog at all. The second clip especially makes me think it’s all in fun because of the grumbles and barking. I don’t have huskies, but I have collies and they do that when they’re complaining about something but aren’t really serious. The whole thing just seems like a game of keep away :)

Pack/dominance theory has been debunked, dogs know that humans aren’t dogs, so ‘huskies have a strong sense of pack order’ isn’t a reason for this behaviour to be concerning.

The ‘snapping’ looks playful to me. Young dogs (or dogs who lack training/manners) often play with humans by mouthing - my teenage puppy will still mouth me softly in play and I don’t mind, as long as he controls the force of his bites. This looks just like normal play behaviour. I also have a husky cross who makes silly, grumbly “woo” noises all the time and it isn’t aggression. She will often do deep, long growls, groans and moans to demand attention/play as well.

The dog is rolling, flopping, and generally has wiggly body language. A dog that is resource guarding is likely to freeze and stare, and be a lot more tense and stiff. Like @snoots-and-wiskers said, it looks like a game of keep away, and is similar to a game I play with my pups. I think the video is cute and not something to be worried about, personally. Looks like a typical goofy husky. 

I love how out of nowhere he casually drops that one of the ingredients in the dish takes a fucking WEEK to prepare.

First, pop your tuna steaks, bowl, and meat grinder in your Samsung Smart Freezer for ten minutes.

That gives us enough time to blend these vegetables together and let it ferment for ten days.

When your ten minutes and ten days have simultaneously passed, we’re ready to grind and combine. But you know this. Everyone’s had tuna tartare before.

Now, you’re going to take your gold leaf and marinate that in about 3 gallons of Rose for at least 75 hours. This is a crucial part of tuna tartare, as you know.
You can put your tartare back in the freezer, but for no more than ten minutes at a time. I like to get my butler, Chauncey, to stand watch of the tuna and make sure it goes for a walk in our greenhouse every 3 hours. 
Next, grab your toast. I like to get mine fresh from Morocco, so you’re gonna have to book a flight at least 7 weeks in advance from this dish.

I like to make my friends WATCH the fish go through the grinder. A party isn’t a party until my friends watch me grind fish meat

This still pisses me off a full 24 hours later and I’m glad others share my ire

This is one of the most infuriating things I’ve watched thanks I hate it

@mercy-misrule

my favourite thing is him dropping in casually the smoked olive oil that you yourself are supposed to hot smoke

I’m literally dying

like the dish actually looks great but it’s so hard to see that under the thick layer of GO FUCK YOURSELF

this is extremely tone deaf for us standard edition people, but it is an advertisement for people who have the Insane Amounts of Money to drop on that crazy ass refrigerator and on a huge ass chunk of red tuna for a snack.

So what you get at the end is the wildest piece of culinary comedy possible for the actual masses.

you want to take a meat grinder– you have a meat grinder, right? well everyone knows your meat grinder needs to be the same temperature as the meat you grind by hand

my favorite part of this is alongside shit like “prepare a mason jar of sriracha a week in advance & take it out once a day to stir” sliding by way too casually, u also have such insightful gems as “how to fucking REMOVE AN AVOCADO PIT” what audience is this FOR

And all of this is an ad for the fucking smart fridge!!! Because who actually opens the fridge and looks to see what they need before they go to the store.

The fact that he says “everyone’s had tuna tartare before” not once but twice and assumes my friends have all had it before too makes me angry for reasons I can’t even articulate…

I sincerely thought that everyone was exaggerating a little, as we often do on the internet, but no. Nope. Everything mentioned above actually happens in the video and it made me want to throw the chef into his own fancy refrigerator.