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Decide what you are willing to sell your soul for. Don’t settle for less.
Research which demon you want to make a deal with. Some demons are more adept at certain deals than others.
Research what you are making the deal for. Make sure you understand it forwards and backwards. Demons don’t have return policies for unsatisfactory deals.
Find a secluded but well-lit location to summon the demon you have chosen. Do not summon your demon in a place no one else will go.
Set up a devil’s trap to keep your demon with you. If you skip this step, your demon is liable to escape and may attempt to kill you.
HGK477 is not responsible for any injuries suffered when followers of this guide attempt to summon a demon.
Perform your summoning ritual at the darkest hour of the night. This will vary from location to location, or day to day. The best measure of when the darkest hour will fall is the time halfway between sunset and sunrise.
If your demon does not arrive on your first summoning ritual, do not worry. He or she was probably held up with another deal. Or office work in hell. Or doing anything to avoid answering your summons.
Return to your summoning location each night for a month. If your demon answers your summon, move on to Step 12. If not, finish through Step 11 and destroy all evidence of this guide.
After a month of failed summons, DO NOT try to summon your demon again. Clear all evidence of your research into your demon and the deal you wanted to make. Bleach the floor of your devil’s trap. Burn your location to the ground, if possible. Then leave the scene as quickly as possible.
Move to another city exactly 100 miles due east of your current residence. The angels are coming for you. You don’t want them to catch you.
When your demon has been summoned, do not be alarmed by his or her appearance. Most demons choose a human-like appearance for dealings with humans, but some more disgruntled ones will don their true form to scare away any potential clients. They just want to enjoy their retirement and chill out by the lava flows.
Retrieve your research files on your demon and the subject of your deal. Your demon will ask what deal you want to make. He or she already knows; it’s just a formality he or she must follow.
Do not speak to your demon until you have at least three witnesses and a lawyer experienced in demon deals. Refer to Step 4. You can hire a demon lawyer up to three months before the expected date of your deal at www.hgk477.com/lawyersfordeals666, or call 1-800-DEMON42 for an impromptu consultation.
Wait for your demon lawyer to arrive. Again, refer to Step 14.
Do not let your demon set the terms of your deal without writing them down in your presence. Remember, you may be working together, but he or she is still a demon, and dishonesty is just part of being a demon.
Read over the contract for your deal VERY CAREFULLY. Your lawyer can help you with this step.
Please note that contracts will vary in length from a few pages to several novels. This is why you should have done thorough research on the object of your deal.
Only sign the contract where your demon has marked it with a red X. Signing at any other place will result in your signing up for something you didn’t expect.
Your demon may ask for physical evidence of your consent to a deal. This may range from a handshake to some… unsavory actions. Remember, you have some bargaining power with your demon. If you are uncomfortable with what they ask of you, offer him or her a compromise you are comfortable with.
Before you finish your deal, obtain a promise from your demon that he or she will allow you to leave the location peacefully. Refer to Step 5.
Refer to Step 6.
Make sure you remember the terms of your deal. Make the most of it before it expires.
You likely got into this horrid mess by committing some grave sin or killing an angel. Repent, even if you don’t want to. The Wardens will know. They only want the best for you.
When meeting the Wardens, or being transported, be on your best behaviour. They will believe you are doing better and have nothing to hide.
Remember to exercise and take care of yourself. The Wardens will provide any necessities and accommodate for medicine, skincare, and self-care products.
Refer to number one. Do this nightly and the Wardens will give you special treatment (yes, they exhibit favoritism quite a bit). Become their favorite.
Give the indoor Warden a bouquet of hydrangeas. They remind her of her wife.
Give the outdoor Warden a soccer ball. It will remind him of when he was human.
Tell them that you have things to do back home and that you would like to shorten your sentence. They will make sure to put it through.
Bid them adieu when you leave. They want to keep in touch. Give them your number if prompted.
When leaving, remind yourself that they cannot put you back in. Thinking it makes it so, as angels are only as powerful as humans make them out to be.
Go home and save the Wardens’ numbers in a leather-back journal. They appreciate it more than you know.
You have just escaped. They were not supposed to shorten your sentence, but there are loopholes.
For Death Row:
Refer to previous 1-4. Repenting and being kind is the best you can hope for here.
Complain to the Death Warden about your living space, saying things along the lines of: ‘Unfit for (species) habitation.’ Whatever you are, this will get their attention and you will be moved to a slightly less guarded room.
There will always be a spork under the bed. Hold it, and you will realize it is not a spork, but a shovel.
There is a hole in the back right corner under four discolored rocks. Remove the discolored rocks, and continue digging the hole.
Do such for a week. You are busy.
They will not see as long as you cover the hole with the discolored rocks. Those rocks are your lifeline.
Once the hole is dug, at the bottom should be a panel.
Remove the panel and slide through the space. You will find yourself in the same area you were arrested, now with a new tattoo.
Said tattoo means you have served your sentence and you are dead. You are not dead, however, and this tattoo will keep them from tracking you.
Avoid contact with any angelic presence (excluding the Devil/Lucifer/whatever you wish to call him) for around two years. They will have forgotten about you by then.
You will not be able to return to the prison under any circumstances. This, likely, is what you were hoping for. Congrats.
*HGK477 will not bail you out. They do not have the funding for that in human souls.
Physical appearance. Eyes are always a giveaway. They’re a little brighter, a little prettier, a little more noticeable than they should be. If you are regularly complimented on your eyes, or if you have unusual eyes, that’s the first sign.
Changelings are assigned to parents who are not ready for parenthood, whether this is due to abusive tendencies or a general inability to raise a child. If you have cruel parents or are adopted/fostered, and so on, that may be a hint.
You feel as though you don’t belong in your body. As though this human form is not yours and you’re merely a borrower or a prisoner, or perhaps its captor. You also may feel as though you share the body with other entities, although these entities are not part of the body, they are you. You have their thoughts and memories.
You have memories of things you didn’t experience. In this current life, at least. If you have memories from past lives, memories of dying or of situations you haven’t experienced, that may also be a sign.
a severe dislike of certain areas with no apparent cause or correlation. If you are physically unable to force yourself into a swimming pool, for example, despite gladly running into an ocean or lake.
an enjoyment and/or relaxation from adrenaline rushes. If you love the feeling of falling or you find high-speed roller coasters relaxing, that’s an extremely strong hint.
You barely feel the cold, or don’t feel it at all, but are very sensitive to heat and uncomfortable in hot or warm weather. Also, if you are unreasonably cold during normal weather.
You have a fascination with blood- but only your own. If you have a nosebleed and prefer to watch it drip down your face than block it with a tissue, this could be a hint. Violent daydreams and a need for pain could also be a hint, but if none of the other signals on this list are present, perhaps consult a therapist.
you’re a very fast and skilled climber, and you can hide very well in tight spaces. Especially if you enjoy tight spaces rather than feeling claustrophobic. If you would prefer to sit on top of a cabinet with the doors almost entirely shut than on the floor or a chair, this is a sign.
bad with humans, good with….well, anything else. If you love animals, plants, spirits and so on, this could be a potential hint. Changelings have been known to engage in many ritual activities and even summoning spirits or demons to keep them company. Changelings are from a different world, and therefore can see, feel and sense things that humans cannot. If you regularly notice paranormal activity and are rarely phased by it, you may be a changeling. You do not have to see them to feel that they are there.
Frequent nightmares and difficulty to sleep at night may also be a sign. Changelings sometimes develop nocturnal tendencies.
When you listen to music, you don’t just listen. You feel it. Every word is a part of your experiences. The rhythm makes you feel like your body is moving even if you are still. The melody flows through your veins. It isn’t just a song. It’s a piece you must use to build yourself. It becomes part of a handmade soul.
Note: If you have most, or all, of these symptoms, it is likely that you are a changeling.
Call their name. They always know what you’re saying, trust me.
If they do not respond (i.e look at you), check for a bug. Cats can speak to bugs. They’ll try to eat the bad ones.
If there is no bug, try and remember if your house has a Thing. The knowledge will be covered, it doesn’t want you to know. It’s in your mind if you look.
Do not pet the cat. They are trying to protect you. Let them do so.
The cat will keep you safe. They love you.
If the cat turns to look at you, and does not blink, the Thing has moved. Walk calmly out of the room. Leave the cat.
Remember #5. The Thing wants you to forget.
If this behavior continues for more than two hours, leave the house.
Burn it. Start upstairs, light a curtain near an outlet.
Your cat will be waiting by the door, as always. Take them with you.
Contact HGK477. They will know what to do. The Thing will know when they are coming and flee.
If HGK477 can’t find the Thing, that’s good. It won’t bother you again.
If your cat continues to stare, always seemingly at something right behind you, leave your hometown and never look back. Keep no ties with humans or Things. Just keep your cat.
HGK477 is not liable if the fire spreads. Cast wards for your neighbors’ protection and to make it appear to be an electrical fire.
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