Punita Toraskar   

@impuni

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    26 May 2018

    If one runs naked around a tree at a speed of 185,999 miles per second, there is distinct possibility of him f****** himself. ....Albert Einstein Alternatively, one can vote for Congress to achieve the same effect.

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  2. Retweeted
    7 hours ago

    Dear this news rag owned by Mr is spreading fake news. Kindly take suitable action.

    Super exclusive breaking . Anti corruption bureau gives the clean chit to who was alleged involved in the Rs 70,000 Cr irrigation scam. The clean chit is given to today. This investigation file has been closed down today.
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  3. Retweeted
    Mar 27
    Replying to and

    😂😂😂😂 and the V Rats are limited to one single A' Hole.

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  4. Retweeted
    Mar 27
    Replying to and

    I've never seen V-Rats anywhere outside Twitter. So I felt they're Virtual rats. Like we have Virtual LAN, Virtual Terminal, Virtual Private Network etc 😆.

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  5. Retweeted
    6 hours ago

    Sensex surges over 500 points to end at record new lifetime high Now, eyes 41,000 Stable govt formation expected in Maha - the No 1 industrialised state of India added to investor sentiment Global markets were mostly higher today on fresh optimism over the China-US trade talk

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  6. Retweeted
    1 hour ago

    Is following you on twitter? If that is not the case, there is no way is going to read your rantings.. I wonder how did you get a blue tick? should test GK of every handle which requests for a blue tick..

    Also, Times Now, we don’t need to count our MLAs like you’ll count the country’s GDP= Cooked Up Numbers. Thank you.
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  7. Retweeted
    5 hours ago
    Replying to and

    The crook doesn't have the guts.

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  8. Retweeted
    5 hours ago
    Replying to and

    Please remove 'supporting Modiji - India is in safest hands ' from ur bio - its misleading :)

    5 replies 5 retweets 22 likes
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  9. Retweeted
    3 hours ago

    How quickly has Uddhav shifted from gerua kurta to blue and white shirts.

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  10. Retweeted
    1 hour ago

    What is this drama, aisi kasam to Neta log roz khaate🤣🤣🤣

    2:28
    Mumbai: Shiv Sena-NCP-Congress MLAs assembled at Hotel Hyatt take a pledge, "I swear that under the leadership of Sharad Pawar, Uddhav Thackeray & Sonia Gandhi, I will be honest to my party. I won't get lured by anything. I will not do anything which will benefit BJP".
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  11. Retweeted
    5 hours ago

    Sources say no cameras allowed for 420 parade show !!!

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  12. Retweeted
    2 hours ago

    When asked pledge given to MLA’s. Narayan Rane said. Everyday they take pledge in Matoshree. Do they follow ? As per him defection will be from Shiv Sena & Congress 😂😂😂😂

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  13. Retweeted
    3 hours ago

    There were only 137 MLAs in Hotel. Out of which many MLAs did not even raise their hand to take oath.

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  14. Retweeted
    3 hours ago

    This Gadkari-Fadnavis rift : It is just a rumour-mill halucination. Fadnavis was the CM because Gadkari wanted him to be in the 1st place, over Munde or Khadse.

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  15. 3 hours ago

    Kya se kya ho gaya Shiv Sene cha Mukhya Mantri ke chakkar mein!!

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  16. Retweeted
    6 hours ago

    CM sanctions another ₹5380 crore from Maharashtra Contingency Fund to give relief to unseasonal rain affected farmers.

    CM and DCM today met and discussed on various measures for additional support & assistance to unseasonal rain affected farmers. Tomorrow it will be further discussed with the Chief Secretary & Finance Secretary.
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  17. Retweeted
    11 hours ago

    Offered my floral tributes to Rajmata Jijau, Chhatrapati Shivaji Maharaj & BharatRatna Dr Babasaheb Ambedkar at Mantralaya, Mumbai this morning.

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  18. Retweeted
    11 hours ago

    Are Nakli madam, who had stopped SS and NCP from submitting letter of support in those 14 days? Political negotiations hain, train ka toilet nahi ki ek time pe ek hi banda hug sakta hai.

    So damn unfair...We now find Maharashtra governor gave 14 days time to . Shiv Sena and NCP got 24 hours...Constitutional authorities have to appear to be fair. Shameful episode in
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  19. Retweeted
    10 hours ago

    Majority of those 10 Indians surrendered in Afghanistan are from Kerala! Where are those sickular politicians who complained when Modi said Kerala has turned into a "nursery of terrorism"? It's no more a nursery, it's a university now!

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  20. Retweeted
    10 hours ago

    How can they? Tenure of CM's post was not finalised..Portfolio distribution was not finalised..All 3 parties want to have maximum revenues for themselves.

    Replying to @JMehta65
    Still they didn't go to the Governor with a letter of support to form the Govt 🤔🤔🤔
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  21. Retweeted
    6 hours ago

    More lies. I think I will drag Randeep to the courts for spreading rumors.

    0:57
    Closing down ‘Corruption Cases’ is now being used as a bargaining tool to carry on an illegitimate BJP-Ajit Pawar Govt in Maharashtra. This is a blot on democracy. ‘Contract Killing’ of democracy is now synonymous with ‘Contract Killing’ of honesty & accountability. Statement-
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