Oh and don't forget to aim!

Made a mage character to see how the other half lives.

You have not sinned

Well that's a relief.

O.O

This guy right here.

If he goes Hollow, I'll just have to kill him again.

Oh, is that all.

Was it all a lie?

You may be sad now, but you do not want to know what happened to you in my last playthrough.

Look, I'm sorry I killed your friend, okay? You look just like these other guys who've been trying to kill me since I got here.

If only I could be so grossly incandescent!

Be wary of humanity

True that.

There was something about Artorias...

It was the hat, right?

A useless ring befitting of no finger

Welp.

Try bravery

But which merchant do I buy it from?

Very human, indeed

Excuse me?

Now

Well if a giant upside-down primordial serpent wants me to do it...

Impure

Jeez lady, I'm sorry I bothered.

Try jumping

Not convinced, sorry.

(Too Many Zooz)

You look reasonably sane!

Talk, 'tis no good.

I Made Yet Another Thing

This thing is about how hard it is to get a good job, especially in outer space.

Here it is.

No worries!