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@DasSchinkenbrot

Chang eats the ☀️ and ☕️ the ☁️ and they both ➡️ with him when he ⚰.

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Apr 21

    Humans: “Hey, it seems like you care more about animals than people!” Me:

    When Toby's family gave him away to another family, the cat escaped, and walked 12 miles back to his home. In a terrible twist, the family he thought had loved him took him to a shelter and asked staff to put him down, according to 😢😢😢
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  2. Retweeted
    10 hours ago

    This is, no joke, one of the greatest threads anyone has ever written.

    Things that happen in Silicon Valley and also the Soviet Union: - waiting years to receive a car you ordered, to find that it's of poor workmanship and quality - promises of colonizing the solar system while you toil in drudgery day in, day out
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  3. Retweeted
    Jul 5

    saying that mocking brunch is homophobic is a rly easy way to let us all know that the only queer people you know or care about are bougie white cis gays

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  4. Retweeted
    Jul 4

    You know how your history teachers would always try to stay on schedule but at the end of the year you ended up only getting up to like 1965 well this is the price we paid for those snow days enjoy

    WE BEAT YOU.
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  5. Jul 5

    Hahahahahahahaha

    I have accepted the resignation of Scott Pruitt as the Administrator of the Environmental Protection Agency. Within the Agency Scott has done an outstanding job, and I will always be thankful to him for this. The Senate confirmed Deputy at EPA, Andrew Wheeler, will...
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  6. Jul 5

    It’s be great if they did, but instead the govt will relax worker protections

    America’s labor shortage is approaching epidemic proportions, and it could be employers who end up paying.
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  7. Jul 5

    Gotta love self-made idiots who create baseless arguments so they can do what they want

    Replying to @smith_lassen @2Smuv2bme and 3 others
    Nope, there is not enough vegetables to feed everyone, animals overpopulate, and they’re way more tasty 🤤
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  8. Jul 4

    Playing Childish Gambino’s “This is America” at my 4th of July cookout and gettin waterboarded by my neighbor

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  9. Retweeted
    Jul 3

    The Notorious RGB!! The IDF killed an 11 year old yesterday btw

    Ruth Bader Ginsburg in Israel to Receive Award From Organization Snubbed by Natalie Portman
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  10. Retweeted
    Jul 4

    The steady erosion of Americans who are proud of their country since the Iraq War was launched speaks well of America, to be honest.

    U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S- ehhhhhhh....
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  11. Jul 4

    Guys can we postpone the Civil War until evening, it’s like 100 degrees

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  12. Jul 4

    Tom Brady has been in the NFL longer than ICE has existed, I think we’ll be fine

    Democrats’ calls to abolish ICE would mean abolishing America’s borders— and opening the floodgates to crime, drugs, and terrorism.
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  13. Jul 4

    It’s true- if the cops did these things instead of shooting people, we’d all be better off

    The problem with America isn't too much flag-waving and anthem singing; it's not enough of those things.
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  14. Retweeted
    Jul 3

    Oh my fucking, God. Oh my fucking, God. Oh my fucking, God. Stop what you’re doing and watch this. If you’re ok with this unfollow me because you have no heart.

    Kids Forced to Be Their Own Lawyers in Immigration Court
    The Trump administration is forcing children as young as toddlers to represent themselves in immigration courts
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  15. Retweeted
    Jul 3

    ICE is training its deportation officers in the use of M4 assault rifles, “chemical agents”, stun grenades, and flash bangs, according to federal procurement records I found. “Sounds like they’re getting ready for war,” a retired ICE agent told me.

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  16. Retweeted
    Jul 3

    Slave abolitionists were radical. Suffragettes were radical. Civil Rights organizers were radical. Labor organizers + the 40-hour workweek were radical once, too.

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  17. Jul 3

    At least it’s not like white Americans have ever before shackled brown people together for travel and not let them use the bathroom

    “Because the detainees were chained together at the ankles, several stumbled and fell as we struggled to ascend and descend the steps of the bus and airplane. One man urinated himself as the detainees were not given bathroom privileges.” Honduran mom, ripped from daughter 3 mths
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  18. Jul 2

    LAAAAAAAME

    Replying to @WinningWordsPro @DebraMessing and 3 others
    Says the “feminist” with the words Never Hillary in her bio. Lady, have a colosseum of seats. Arguing with me about the definitions and ownership of feminism will not end well for you. Be well.
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  19. Jul 2

    Amber Tamblyn is the epitome of laaaaaaaame

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  20. Retweeted
    Jul 1

    With respect to the Senator, strong, clear advocacy for working class Americans isn’t just for the Bronx. Sen. Sanders won: - Michigan - Minnesota - Kansas - Nebraska - Wisconsin - Indiana We then lost several of those states in the general. What’s the plan to prevent a repeat?

    Dem senator warns: Ocasio-Cortez's politics can win in the Bronx, but they can't win in the Midwest
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  21. Jun 30

    I once had to watch the entirety of “I Love You, Man” while my car got fixed, and it destroyed any good will I had toward Rush

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