Baby Cease and Desist Letter
Dear Ms. Johnson, This law firm represents Ore Sebastian Johnson, your miner – correction – minor son. You are hereby directed to cease and desist all defamation of Mr....
No, I Don’t Plan on Moving to the City, A Memoir
It’s been four years since I started my first real job in the city. Commuting an egg timer-worthy distance might not be appealing to everyone, but I love it. I...
Only Scumbags Shame People Who Want to Be Healthier
I enjoy the start of a new year. Optimism's well feels a lot fuller in January, and it's refreshing to have a blank slate and a fresh calendar with 365...
How the Absence Makes the Heart Grow Fonder Diet Will Change Your Life
Every year seems to bring us a new fad diet. Many of these regimes encourage you to limit your consumption of certain food groups or to eat only at certain...
A Farewell to 2016
I feel like a lot has happened this year that hasn't made it onto the blog. This is going to be a long one, so you might want to save...