April 12th, 2019: SHOUT OUT TO REGULAR SEX, THE NORMCORE OF THE SEX WORLD

GUESS WHAT JUST CAME OUT: IT'S MY NEW BOOK!! If you've ever wondered what you'd do if you were stranded in the past, wonder no longer! With HOW TO INVENT EVERYTHING, you'll reinvent civilization from scratch, no matter what time period you're in. You'll become the single most influential, decisive, and important person ever born. You'll make history...

...better.

Here's the trailer!

One year ago today: if you die in the game you DIE IN REAL LIFE... EVENTUALLY!! ALSO, THAT CLAUSE SUGGESTS A CULPABILITY THAT ISN'T SUPPORTED BY EVIDENCE; DEATH COMES TO US ALL REGARDLESS OF OUR ENTERTAINMENT CHOICES

– Ryan