listen. im lois. im 22. i live in chicago. i love dolphins a lot. one time a stranger told me I was too pretty to cry. she/her

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uglyloki:

alright babe i’m in the strap aisle what size dick you wear

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ifightformyfriends:

itsaarnie:

strongbowdarkfruit:

tilthat:

TIL The chances of us eating even one spider in our sleep throughout our lifetime is close to 0%

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did something happen to Spiders Georg

R.I.P. Spiders George 2013-2017

He was an outlier. But he counted.

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bairnsidhe:

dankmemeuniversity:

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On this bitch of an Earth as it is in Heaven.

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pearl-squared:

heartsfemme:

heartsfemme:

women are… like pasta

i love eating both

janelle monae wrote this at 2:30 am from her samsung smart fridge

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lord-kitschener:

when you get new followers

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h0tbobby678246216433122y5164231:

just a psa to my followers who might find themselves in the wilderness at some point; if you see a giant mushroom you can use it as a bouncepad to reach higher areas

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metalgf: “Just had a glimpse of my alternate reality where I am the mom that made this meme ”

metalgf:

Just had a glimpse of my alternate reality where I am the mom that made this meme

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zadiest:

i refuse to die until things are better and that is a threat

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thisurlwasnttakenbutnowitis:

showerthoughtsofficial:

There is a tree out there growing wood for your coffin.

Bold of you to assume my body will be found

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variks-the-warden:

the enemy stand user when Giorno interrupts them and the piano starts playing in the background

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fluxedparadise:

What has happened to my humor smh lol

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