December 16th, 2013
The bartender asks, “What’ll it be?”
“Anything but a Canadian Club” replied the seal.
A baby seal walks into a bar…
What’s the problem with animal testing?
December 10th, 2013
They get really nervous, and can’t concentrate on getting the right answers.
Why won’t sharks attack investment bankers?
February 15th, 2013
Professional Courtesy.
Christopher Dorner and the LAPD are involved in a shoot out. Who’s going to win?
February 12th, 2013
Everybody, because FUCK THE POLICE.
News story: Officials Report Shootout With Fugitive Ex-Officer
A vegan athelete accidentally walks into a seafood restaurant…
January 16th, 2013
He pulled a Mussel, then went home.
What’s the difference between a panhandler and an occupier?
January 8th, 2013
A panhandler knows what he wants.
Just kidding, Occupy and Rolling Jubilee both rule.
Not sure if cliff, or…
January 2nd, 2013
The most wonderful time of the year (2013)
December 24th, 2012
Jamie Kilstein on being Vegan
November 30th, 2012
What is a peacenik’s favorite color?
October 4th, 2012
Anything non-violet.